Going Into Work At The Glue Factory!

domestic animals who would tell me riddles

Xenia Susha

fastest draw this side of gunsmoke!

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

You look tired, doc. Stay with me. Have a rest. _________

I wanted to write something on this piece to give it more context, but any text seemed out of place here.

So I just wrote -.. --- -. - / .-.. . .- …- . / -- . in morse code to express Ratio's thoughts. I think this way of communication fits his personality quite well… Idk…

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srry they can’t answer the phone they’re too busy making out 😔😔😔

a birthday card for a friend

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.