Honestly, big fan of how fucking Weird™ Neuvillette is
He can't do small talk for shit, his idea of a pastime is standing soaking wet in the rain with no umbrella, he'll infodump cool water facts at you given half the opportunity. He's the adoptive father of several dozen(?) immortal kids. He's a lawyer. He's inexplicably talented at making pottery.
He's somehow simultaneously the coolest and the lamest person in Fontaine
i don't give a fuck about how excited you are for the show, i don't give a fuck about your indecisiveness, i don't give a fuck if you don't think it will make any difference. it does, it has.
(oh, and if you wanna watch the fucking show, do the grownup thing and pirate it.)
I am so incredibly fond of the 'Arlecchino and Boothill are twins' cross-universe au I saw someone draw That goes right in my pocket, I will think about the possibilities forever <3
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
sampo is getting 74 lines in the event? That's cool!
Aha is getting 6 lines (we don't know if it is in event or main quest)? Thats coo-- WAIT WHATTT?!
from @/ elationofaha on twt
the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.
I like that compared to Sparkle Sampo is just normal. Like even he thinks she's weird as hell. And I like that for her. Let girls be freaks. Though I am with Sampo on this. Girl there is something deeply wrong with you.
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again