The Last One Had Me In Hysterics

The last one had me in hysterics

OKAY SO WHAT IF SAMMY HAD HIS PROPHET MIND POST INK, AND SOMETIMES IT TALKED INSTEAD OF HIM AND HE ARGUED WITH IT??

Wally: THE EQUIPMENT NO WORK Sammy: SHUT UP IDIOT Sammy: CLEAN Sammy: NOW

Prophet Sammy speaking, looking at whoever hes sitting next to on a plane: WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE! Sammy, angrily hissing: NO WE’RE NOT!!

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Prophet Sammy: *Looking at Daniels who’s literally expecting* AH I SEE YOU BRING BIG BELLY WOMAN Sammy: *Slapping his own face;* SHUT UP!

Daniels is probably confused, amused, and shocked right now XD

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Declan stalked closer to the opening in the trees, his eyes settling on the figure standing, looking down at the water. It was still and unmoving, taking slow but shaky breaths in and out. He had never seen the figure up close but now, he had a good look at him. The clothes he wore hung loosely on his body, almost all hint of muscle gone, a stark difference to what Arthur had said he looked like before prison.

While Declan's mind trailed off, he failed to notice that the figure slowly got closer to the water and was now knee deep in it. Finally Declan noticed what he was doing, " Telo-" he was cut off as the man sunk into the water, no thrashing or screaming just, silence.

"Didn't think I'd ever see you?" Declan was ready to turn around to face the voice when a large calloused hand covered his mouth. He was about to bring his elbow forward to jab his attacker when an impact on he ankles sent him falling forward as the hand's grip loosened.

Next thing he knew, he was face flat in the mud. He lifted himself up and for a moment, he could see what looked like blood begining to mix with the mud, before he felt a boot push down on his back and he was back down in the muck. The pressure on his back lifted as he rolled himself over, ready for any punches or kicks, but he stopped, and stared in both curiosity and confusion, he had just saw him fall into the- "My reflection, that's what you saw fall into the lake"."So it was the same man" Declan thought as his attacker straitened himself up and he could see him in all his glory.

"You're not Telostare" Declan said, begining to feel agitated, but that agitation was washed away with a feeling of fear as the man looked at him with a manic smile oozing with malice. "I am not Telostare" he bent down and was now inches from his face. "My name is Melifesto."


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1 year ago

Once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers if you want. SPREAD POSITIVITY! ⛅️

Thank you so much @galaxysplove !!!

My three cats, Ted, Jack and Dougal

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1 month ago

I have been listening to Malevolent episode 52 since this morning and only finished it now. I got my live reactions on text to it and bro, I was tweaking through most of it.


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1 year ago

I'm back on my DnD shite and have started listening to Candela Obscura. Alot of people have icks about it, but I'm honestly here for the characters and oh my god Brennan Lee Mulligan's character has me in a chokehold. I'm honestly thinking of making a character that would fit into the setting. But ye.


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2 years ago

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know what your talking abo-

Stop playing dumb Telo-

Quincy, I told you this so many times before Melifesto, to call me Quincy. I'm sorry about him, hes been following me like a shadow, literally for the last 100 years.

Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.

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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.

11 months ago

Rambling part 2, electric boogaloo.

So, after the soldier manages to make it to the nearby village, a young woman spots him and guesses something wrong. As she makes her way closer to the man, a large bullet hole slowly opens in his head and he collapses, goes limp for a second until the changes reverse and Alister is back in control, but is still extremely weak and blacks out. When he wakes up, he finds he is in the young woman's home being tended to. He stays there for a while and learns that the town is a magic community, and they help him learn about magic.

After the Allies manage to liberate France after D-Day, he goes back to find his parents, since at the start of the war, they promised to remain, but they weren't there. It turn out that when Alister collapsed and his squad left him, that they came back and reported to Thompson that he was killed in action to which Thompson sent a telegram to his family. They left France before Germany's occupation, and while Alister wanted to find them, he didn't feel like endangering them too, so he decided to keep his distance.

He takes a ferry to England starts working for the English sanctuary. He becomes a detective for them, taking up murder cases and using his ability to solve them, and everything is normal until he gets a case that's too close to home.


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1 year ago

So, what you are telling me is that William Afton is just ScareCrow from DC?

alright so uh dittophobia explained five nights at freddy's 4

rory is the last survivor of the five nights at freddy's 4 experiments, which were fear experiments with hallucinogenic gas. he’s now escaping and going through circus baby's entertainment and rental, which is set before sister location

it is revealed that the experiments in 4 were ran by afton to test the fear levels in children by inducing hallucinogenic gas into the fake chamber. they’d then perceive the animatronics as existing, when simply they were just mechanical mannequins.

rory is the last survivor of the experiment which has been automated for the past ten years, its been abandoned. when he reaches circus baby's entertainment and rental the funtimes are there. this confirms sister location is after five nights at freddy's 1.

2 years ago

Heh, sadly i can't digest anything, I don't even have a mouth! It's fine though honestly,.I feed on other things, abstract things like feeling. Well, enough talking about me, Atlas was talking to me earlier and apparently you have a few problems regarding your other counterpart, Glitchtrap? I've never heard of a name like it. If you want we could talk about that, or we could chat about other things?

Well @willynillynonsense , I do think its time for a short introduction, you will only be talking to 3 people at the moment, because I don't want to overwhelm you or William so, yeah.

So, you've already met the William from this universe and you seem to have gotten on well the last time you both met. So he is option one.

2, is Charles Quill (name not official yet), he, under unknown circumstances was cursed and became a human sized sentient plush doll? I don't know how to explain it. He has 2 forms, ringmaster and clown/jester. He is option 2.

And the one who I said was in a similar situation, Telostare, or Quincy as he likes to be called by some. Maybe even after a while you could meet him.

And then there's me. if you need help with anything, ask me.

So, wich one do you feel comfortable talking to first while you eat?


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1 year ago
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.
This Was A Very Interesting Learning Experience For Me Ngl But I Had Fun With It.

This was a very interesting learning experience for me ngl but I had fun with it.

It's very headcanon based in terms of his magic but I think it fits him

His magic is based loosely on Blackout from Ghost rider 2! Hence the reference


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