If Some Idiot Tries To Mug Me.

If some idiot tries to mug me.

* starts swinging a backpack full of potatoes and carrots*

COME AT ME BETCH!!

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2 years ago

I apologise I was gone for a wh-... oh, is everything alright here? Other William, are you ok?

Yes, he is, I just felt like taking a rest, was feeling a bit sick.

Ok, well I got some painkillers, here, should help a mall bit. Look, other William, my William, God this is weird, is not feeling well so I might have to cut the interaction short. Again, I apologise for the inconvenience.

But then that leaves you with a choice, would you like to return back to your blog, or would you be up for a talk with the last candidate?

Ahhh. Those were some good cartons of ice cream. I’m ready to get back to chatting with your roommates, @atlas539. I’ll rest here on this couch until you’re ready.

Hm. It’s sagging a bit, but I guess that’s to be expected…


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1 year ago

Jackie Trade

Jackie Trade

@staticart

The amazing Jackie Trade!!

I feel like I haven't done her the justice she deserves, she's giving China Sorrows a run for her money (and collections.)

3 years ago
Luigi!! Put The Toad Down!!!

Luigi!! Put the Toad down!!!

3 years ago

I'm currently on episode 26 of The Magnus Archives........

Fuckhands McMike.


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10 months ago

Hello friends!

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So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we lost all our sources of livelihood.

Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. ❤❤🍉🍉

Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost

I'm sure Mahmoud Ayyad has been verified and vetted as a genuine gofundme.


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7 months ago

Hey, I know I'm one measly little blog that doesn't know alot of people, but if you are American, or have American friends and Relatives, please hold on. I don't know the full extent of what is going to happen or what is going on since im not American, but please still keep fighting for your rights, don't give up or worse. Trump is a womaniser, a misogynist, a racist and homophobe, so do everything to oppose him for yourself and for others.


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6 months ago

DND??!!!!! Plsss yap about dnd I love dnd. Especially concepts

I feel really bad for letting this fester in my inbox until now but after getting spoiled majorly about Arcane and seeing the creature in season 2 episode six, I feel enough inspiration to yap about my boi.

At first the original idea stemmed off from like a fallen Paladin or Cleric concept, where they broke part of their oath and became bound to the demon that made them break it. Then it became an unwilling gaurd dog thing I guess, Cleric/paladin has to do the demon's dirty work and is rewarded or praised for it, which corrupts them even more.

Then the character of Chauncey Cargavire came into existence. Cleric who broke his holy oath after helping a woman who turned out to be an arch demon in disguise <(This part is undecided). She reveals herself and Chauncey begs for her mercy, then she promptly plunges her hand into his chest, rips out his soul, splits it in half then puts one piece back. She keeps the other half, twirling it between her fingers as it blackens and shifts violently. She leaves, promising to be back with a present, and for a few days, he's left tired and running on half the battery till she comes back with his present, a large warhammer with ornate patterns portraying a monsters mouth. In the centre is an amethyst crystal embedded in the centre side faces of the hammer that seems to swirl to almost shift, but upon closer inspection, Chaincey realises that it is the other half of his soul, corrupted and changed, assimilated into the weapon.

I wanted to take inspiration from the same logic Master Splinter used for each of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when giving them their weapons, like how he gave Donatello the stick, a simple weapon that contrasts with his tech skills and intelligence. The Arch Demon gave Chauncey this weapon to feed into a darkness she could see in him, to encourage the Wrath and violence she wanted to break him with to make him a loyal tool.

I feel like I made this too long so I will finish the explanation in a part two in a few days.


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2 years ago

I apologise for my inactivity on this site, I am recently back from a holiday and I am currently in a state of fandom fatigue. My Stardew Valley phase has come back with a vengeance and I am currently trying to write a short story that I might post here. I hope people's summer/winter is going well, hope to be posting soon again!!


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1 year ago

I sort it from either genre or how Queer it is, like all my Dungeons and Dragons related books are together with my Pride books aka Pumpkin, one HeartStopper book cause I was bored, and a book called Be Gay Do Comics that I would recommend to people as it includes queerness in culture and history and overall people's experiences with being who they are.

2 years ago

Hey, @willynillynonsense mod here. I’m finally here to drop William off. Sorry for the wait. Are you still up for him hiding out here, or do you think Glitch calmed down enough?

Pond?

Yeah, William?

Do you think I can… have a treat while I’m here?

If you want to have ice cream, ask Atlas.

Well, Atlas, may I?

Of course, we are more than happy to keep him here. What flavour of ice-cream do you want? Is there anything else he would like to have to pass the time? I'm sorry, not many people come here, and I think I'm going insane with just all of these characters.


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