I'm Done My Christmas Tests And I Had The Best Realisation... I Can Focus On Other Things!!!!

DND??!!!!! Plsss yap about dnd I love dnd. Especially concepts

I feel really bad for letting this fester in my inbox until now but after getting spoiled majorly about Arcane and seeing the creature in season 2 episode six, I feel enough inspiration to yap about my boi.

At first the original idea stemmed off from like a fallen Paladin or Cleric concept, where they broke part of their oath and became bound to the demon that made them break it. Then it became an unwilling gaurd dog thing I guess, Cleric/paladin has to do the demon's dirty work and is rewarded or praised for it, which corrupts them even more.

Then the character of Chauncey Cargavire came into existence. Cleric who broke his holy oath after helping a woman who turned out to be an arch demon in disguise <(This part is undecided). She reveals herself and Chauncey begs for her mercy, then she promptly plunges her hand into his chest, rips out his soul, splits it in half then puts one piece back. She keeps the other half, twirling it between her fingers as it blackens and shifts violently. She leaves, promising to be back with a present, and for a few days, he's left tired and running on half the battery till she comes back with his present, a large warhammer with ornate patterns portraying a monsters mouth. In the centre is an amethyst crystal embedded in the centre side faces of the hammer that seems to swirl to almost shift, but upon closer inspection, Chaincey realises that it is the other half of his soul, corrupted and changed, assimilated into the weapon.

I wanted to take inspiration from the same logic Master Splinter used for each of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when giving them their weapons, like how he gave Donatello the stick, a simple weapon that contrasts with his tech skills and intelligence. The Arch Demon gave Chauncey this weapon to feed into a darkness she could see in him, to encourage the Wrath and violence she wanted to break him with to make him a loyal tool.

I feel like I made this too long so I will finish the explanation in a part two in a few days.

wait I need to know how did you stumble into Philophobia?

Hi, so I haven't been here for a hot minute.

Xmas Skulduggery Pleasant ideas.

Someone stealing Skulduggery's arm and putting it up the chimney, getting it down later like, "Welp, don't think Santa fit through the chimney"

China sitting by her fireplace and listening to calming music, sorting through all the Xmas cards from her admirers.

Solomon Wreath getting a necromancer themed ugly sweater from Val.

The midnight hotel having Xmas lights inside and a warm atmosphere, open to anyone who wants to get away from the Cold.

Scapegrace, Thrasher and Clarabelle giving eachother gifts.

Tanith getting a decorated sword sheeth from Frightening Jones.

The deadmen all at the hotel having an eggnog chugging competition.

Ghastly going through Dublin City, volunteering at homeless shelters and giving children clothes and toys.

Whoo! This is going to be hard. I have a few lying around in my head but, I'll try to explain them.

Small set of novella type stories involving three characters me and a friend made from Skulduggery Pleasant- This is just a small self indulgent line of stories that I may or may not post here. Following 3 or 4 characters Declan, Telostare/Melifesto, Arthur and a blood bending jester? I don't know really.

Jekyll and Hyde FNaF AU- It's kinda hard to write. The main story line is that Henry Emily is Henry Jekyll and William is Hyde.

Maybe a multi fandom cross-over?- Trying to figure out the dynamic but, the only thing I do know is that most of the characters are villians, snd the story is going to be violent and chaotic.

And finally (I think) we have a bunch of oc self insert type things- Trying so hard not to make it cringe, the characters I have made so far are FNaF oc, Madness Combat and Hotline Miami.

And there you have it!! I can't think of anyone to pin, sorry, so anyone can join!!!

WIP Tag Game!

I was tagged by @seecarrun! I actually don’t have a bunch of fanfic wip at the moment, but I’ll only talk about those for now.

Rules: List all your WIP titles, all meaning even the ones that are vague or nonsensical. Tag as many people as there are WIPs.

So, uh, funny story–I don’t actually name my stories until the last minute unless a name just jumps out at me. So, one of these has a very boring name, sorry.

Unnamed Underswap AU–since I could never really get into Underswap, I’ve always kicked around the idea of making my own version, just to see if I could start to like it more. I’ve only got the outline for this, but I’m actually seriously considering writing it.

The Shark, The Siren, and The Shipwreck–A Narnia AU except instead of being set in Narnia, it’s set in the Lone Islands, Aslan is a whale shark, the White Witch is vengeful Siren whose curse the islands to be stuck in a perpetual monsoon, and Lucy befriends the Sea Girl (from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader) instead of Mister Tumnus. Also, Susan is the traitor, not Edmund, and since I’m shipping trash, it’s Lucy/Sea Girl. Not sure what I really had in mind when I made this, only that I wanted to take some of my favorite tropes, shake them together, and see what I get.

Now look, my brain is a bunch of gobbledygook right now since I’m still recovering from my illness. I know I should tag two people, but the only person I can think of is @venelona. If you’re one of my mutuals and you want to do this, please do so, I’m sorry for not tagging you, but my brain is swiss cheese and I want to naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppp

Took me a sec.

Elizabeth, Confused: Uhh Uncle Henry what do bees make?

Henry: hm? Honey

William: Yes sweetie?

Everyone in the room:

Nobody can tell me that the "in the benining" meme wouldn't be the anatomy class students, no one.

Thank you, honestly I also got a bit uncomfortable.

Oh God, I know very little, sorry, but I'll try to name off as much as I can. There are Dragons, some sort extinct tiger like creature, black dogs, werewolves, vampires and zombies are the only ones I'm properly familiar with, though there are probably a lot more

And then there are curses that can twist the victims body into things that you wouldn't even be close to consider as human, these... I am far too familiar with.

Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.

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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.

Im having sad Skulduggery Pleasant thoughts today I guess...

I'm Still Standing by Elton John as a tribute to the last 2 Dead Men I'm willing to consider.

During a Dead Men reunion before the last stand, Saracen puts it on and Dexter slags him about it, when Saracen explains what it means to him. Dexter doesn't really take no notice to it. Then in Until the End, he begins humming it to himself.

Maybe even in Seasons of War, after Saracen gets bit he starts singing it to himself until he can't remember the lyrics, even at that when he is about to die he hums the melody until his last breath.

My friend showed me this video from Top Gear where the drive a car around a supermarket and, Richard Hammond's part is how I imagine my William's driving, he doesn't know how he did it but, he did.

For some reason I cannot stop associating William Afton with the song Cheer Up by the Make Believes, its such a catchy song!