Oh hello my dear son, do you mind if Aunt Kelly plays with us today? I thought since it’s your birthday, you should receive some special treatment.
“Master, I figured out my costume for the costume party! I’m gonna be Catwoman! And you can dress up like Batman. And you can totally punish me for being a bad kitty. Does Batman have like handcuffs? I will totally be a good kitty when you put those on me, I promise.”