Contextless quotes from me/my friends with no indication of who said what:
"Look away for .5 seconds and you have a smush child"
"Is cruise control on? Oh wait, we're going down a hill"
"Same as when I broke you and them with all those subs I take?"
"I’m warm, i’m tall, i can build furniture, i don’t stream."
"Most of my vehicle mishaps happen bc I cannot see so that’s a plus at least XD"
I did not ask if they wanted their quotes on tumblr
“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”
"You'll be late for your own funeral" but as a business. Like you pay 15-30$ to add your name, number, birthday and home address (to ensure proper identity verification) to a data base given to all funeral homes and crematoriums so that they hold onto you for an extra 15-30 minutes. The amount you pay will determine how long the fabricated delay lasts.
I support this
Kanto Starters with some extra funky features
Human bodies are just so goddamn weird
Ah, I thought this might be the intended use of the pillow case. I was thinking maybe there was another way to make pillow cases dangerous. I mean if there were stairs...
I dare you to motivate me to study.
The child lives if you study
I'm trying to prove something.
I could not have asked for a better responce for this 😂 Thank you
I dare you to motivate me to study.
The child lives if you study
Our 3 person household is suddenly without transportation. The truck is permanently dead. Our housemate will be getting a new vehicle with her pending divorce money at the end of the month, till then we need to uber to get groceries, go to appointments, etc. We also need help with the electric bill + late fee. The below goal covers both of those.
I will do art for anyone who gives $50+, just message me at my art blog @theartistrans
$creepiecrippl
V: @tab-99
A shade of what? In order to be a shade of something it had to, also, be a color