This Is So Unfair I Love Them Both

being a stan for both these mfs is so hard 💔

OMG????!!!! THANK YOU 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Any of the jackass guys x male reader?

We don't really have much rep. If you can do that then thank you!!!

Hi, I’m so sorry to disappoint but I don’t take requests or write much really! And I also don’t write male reader (at least at the moment since I hardly write in general) just due to my own personal lack of confidence in it.

However, I know @/knoxvilleforever has made some and @/cael9m made a museum date fic w bam I thought was super sweet. @/mallofbam has written for dico x male reader. I wish I could give more suggestions but I don’t read much male reader based content, but I 100% agree it lacks rep. I wish that every fandom member had a sufficient amount of content with readers representing them, because it’s such an important comfort to many. But I hope you’re able to find more fics perfect for you!

parallels pt. 2

guys pls request moodboards i’m desperate 💔

should i make a fanfic for percy jackson abt all my oc’s? no but i probs will lmao

A bam x male reader museum date would be cool

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊

— b. margera

# II. -+ museum date w/ margera. [ one-shot - fluff - m!reader]

editors note: hope u like it <3!

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“C’mon Bam!” you whine as you tug on your boyfriend’s arm. You were basically dragging him up the stairs to the museum in front of you. It was a cute date idea, and for once, bam complied with it. “Okay, okay!” he said through light chuckles. It was mostly empty when you entered, so no one was really bothered when they heard the stupid giggles of you and Bam.

Even when you guys got to the exhibit you wanted to see and didn’t have to drag bam anymore, you didn’t stop holding his hand. You drew light circles on his hand with your thumb as your fingers linked together, with you pointing out each interesting thing about what you two were looking at and explaining it to him. And every once in a while, you’d whisper it into his ear, for you knew it tickled him, and you two would share sweet giggles in that moment.

Once you guys were done with looking around the room and started to walk out, your eyes were still looking at everything you could, taking it all in. Bam noticed this with the signature glint of mischief in his eyes. Before you guys got even 3 feet near the exit of this exhibit, he pulled your arm and started running in the hallway to the next one.

Eventually, you guys found an empty hallway, with absolutely no-one in sight. And with Bam being Bam, he insisted on taking his shoes off and sliding across the smooth wood with you catching him. He knocked into you with so much force, you two hit the wall. But that didn’t matter. You two were laughing as hard as you could while you slid down the wall.

What you both didn’t notice though, was that with the loud thud and maniac laughter, you attracted a guard. So as soon as you heard heavy footsteps, you and Bam ran while you could as he hurriedly grabbed his shoes. While running Bam saw an interesting exhibit and saw it as an opportunity to hide. As you guys inspected everything your eyes could take in, you both made a mutual decision that it was best to go to one last room before leaving. Or making a run for it as Bam put it.

You made your way to your last exhibit, looking at everything you could. You and bam both came to a stop and leaned against one of the walls, just for a little rest. You feel bam rest his head against your shoulder. You ever so gently look over at him, like if you moved too fast, he’d disappear. When you look at him, there’s nothing but true love in your eyes. You slightly smile as you softly kiss his head, and then rest your head on-top of his with your arm around him.

made three diff versions cus i was bored 👍🏼

qhen e u coming back thinking abr ur frank fic intensely

girl i’ve been here just without any ideas sigh

CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW

— johnny k.

chapter I. -+ “down the rabbit hole.”

[ social media AU - crackfic - SERIES ]

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You were on the way to your new LA apartment from the airport in the backseat of a taxi, and you’d turn off your phone after you posted that last picture of the city view you had out the car window. Your dog was warmly asleep next to you, with his head on your lap. That added some type of comfort at least. You softly scratched his head as you closed your eyes and focused on the sound of the city around you.

When you were dropped off to your apartment you couldn’t stay there for long. You didn’t have enough energy to un-pack and the rest of your furniture wouldn’t be here until 5 pm the next day. So you grabbed Paul Anka’s leash and went out to look for a place to eat. When you finally found a place after walking, you turned on your phone as you got your food and all the notifications came flooding in. You fed some fries to your dog sat next to you as you scrolled through the notifications.

One seemed to catch your eye…

“rydunn wait, aren’t you johnny’s friend?”

What? You unlocked your phone to go on instagram to see the person had also privately messaged you.

(n6me)

sorry

i don’t know who johnny is..

rydunn

johnny knoxville?

sorry i’m one of his friends and was just wondering

(n6me)

i still dk who johnny knoxville is tho

rydunn

does pj clapp help?

some people might know him as that

(n6me)

you know him??

how??

rydunn

yeah

we met on jackass

(n6me)

jackass??

rydunn

it’s a show

“so he made it..” you thought. You didn’t notice even the warmth on your heart growing more and more through-out your body. I mean, it wasn’t your fault you felt insanely proud at the moment.

(n6me)

does it do good?

rydunn

?

(n6me)

the show

rydunn

oh

well yeah i mean that’s kinda why we’re celebrating

(n6me)

really?

omg that’s amazing

rydunn

thanks lol

so

should i put u down the guest list? or r u not coming

(n6me)

actually

ill be there

As soon as your thumb hit the blue “send” button this rush of realization hit you like a sack of bricks. You were agreeing to going to this celebration with people you didn’t know, at a place you weren’t sure of, to see the one person you would give up everything for that hasn’t talked to you in 12 years. Wow. 12 has never seemed like such a big number.

You couldn’t help but let the smile of shock spread across your face. You always did that. You kind of hated it, whenever you were proud or shocked you smiled. You didn’t know why but you could never stop that stupid grin from showing.

After paying for your food, you walked with Paul Anka all the way back to your empty and cold apartment. You pulled some of your things out of you suitcase while sitting on a random spot in the wide living room. You remembered you packed your pillow for the airplane trip and pulled that out while it was on your mind. The air suddenly became heavier to breathe and there was a scream you felt deeper in your throat with the reminder of what was to come.

You immediately stuff your face into the pillow and let out the best scream you could while giggling. “WHAT THE FUCK!” you cackled into the pillow. What have you dared to get yourself into?

CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW. — 𝐣. 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞

social media au - crack fic - fluff - SERIES

#vol. I = you should’ve just stayed in bed

editors note: I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE SOCIAL MEDIA PART SO THATS WHY ITS DIFFERENT IM SORRY 😭💀

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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒 onto the side table next to the door as you drag yourself to the couch and plop down, getting comfy. As you snuggle against the comforting couch, you pull out your phone to look through instagram and check on what your friends have been doing.

With your name, you could go anywhere right now. With anyone you wanted. You could get into any club. Hell, you could even buy the club. But you found the comfort of your own apartment in L.A. more comforting than that knowledge.

bzzz. bzzz. bzzz. oh crap. who’s calling now?

you pick up the phone as you begrudgingly get up from you comfy spot to go to the kitchen.

“dude! where are youuu?!!”

it was your cousin, flint, you could practically hear the alcohol in his voice.

“huh?”

“where. are. youuuuuuuu??”

“home, why? i just got here.” you say as you lean against the counter, continuing to scroll through social media.

“no no no, you’re supposed to be here!! remember your lil’ party????!!!”

you immediately go to his instagram profile and see he’s already posted some drunk selfies at the bar.

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notflint_ pathetic but aesthetic 🥴🫶🏼

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That’s right. One of your movies did surprisingly well in the box office and your cousin thought that it called for a celebration. He told you earlier this week that he already had the bar rented out but some assholes rented it too, meaning you have to share it with some strangers. But it’s whatever, in his words.

“rightt. sorry. uhm..”

“no you can’t skip on this.”

“okay fine. i’ll be there in like 30-ish minutes?”

“as long as you’re heerreee!!”

And with that you hung up and re-considered your life decisions as it took you 15 minutes to get up. You grabbed your keys again with a sigh and closed your door.

When you got to the bar you really contemplated leaving as you couldn’t take your hands off the wheel and eyes off the neon signs decorating the windows of the bar. You could always say there was an emergency.. You reached for your phone to message your cousin,

“Hey!”

“OH MY GOD”

Your cousin threw his head back in laughter as you had to restrain yourself from hitting him.

“You scared the shit out of me! What are you doing?”

“Waiting for you!! Cmon, there’s people waiting for you!”

He opened the door to your car and dragged you out. the whole walk across the parking lot was just you trying to get him to release you but you knew your inevitable doom of having to say hi to multiple people and actually socialize.

“Everyone! hereeeessss (name)!”

You wave an awkward hi to the crowd in front of you with a sheepish smile. Almost instantly, everyone cheered. And then again almost instantly everyone went back to what they were doing. Except for a few people who came up to congratulate you.

Your cousin let you go from under his arm to go do his own thing. You didn’t know where to go from there so you just went to the nearest seat and

Someone tapped your shoulder. “Hey!” Oh no..

You turn around just to find out it was your other cousin, Angela. “Oh hey Angela. Nice to see you again.” you greet her with a smile. “Hey (name)!” she responds with the same smile. “So i see Flint has already traded you in for some drinks?” she asks with a smirk. You didn’t even have to respond to get her an answer. A quick shake of the head and a chuckle did it. She was called over by some other friends that were invited and that left you alone once again.

You go back to your phone, opening up instagram and refreshing your page. And on great timing, you saw Angela’s new post.

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ayo.its.angela unforgettable nights <3

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You look up to see Flint coming up to you. “(nameeeee) come meet my new friends!!” he managed to slur out as he tugged on your arm. You looked around to try and find Angela for help, but Flint was already pulling you out of your chair.

Flint dragged you all the way across the bar and around some corners all against your will until you finally managed to wriggle yourself out of his grip.

“Dude i don’t even know these people!”

“Oh no, Actually, you kinda do.!” he said between giggles.

“What?”

“Remember those dicks who rented out the other half of the bar??”

“yeah..?”

“Turns out they’re not such dicks after all!”

This time he motioned for you to follow him and you willingly followed. He brought you to one of the farther corners, where the pool table was. His presence caught the attention of one of the guys there. He turned around with a smile that meant nothing other than trouble on his face.

“Hey dude! Thought we lost you!” he had a surprisingly rasp voice.

Flint turned to you, “(name), let me introduce you to my good friend,”

He put a hand on the guys shoulder, “Steve-O!”