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What a joy to watch your friends get fried

The Hermits keep notes of the things that some can't safely eat for obvious reasons, but perhaps more interesting than that are the things that some Hermits can safely eat but most can't. A few examples:

Ren and Cleo can both safely consume raw meat, but only Cleo can eat it when it's rotten, owing to the fact that she's rotting herself.

Tango can eat redstone with no side-effects. Some others can eat redstone, but they really shouldn't.

Joe can eat any plastic or fabric toy food he likes, so long as he's in Juppet form.

Doc can straight-up eat anything; Jevin can consume anything that's biodegradable (he "eats" by dissolving biomatter with his slime); and Mumbo can eat anything so long as you can somehow convince him that a normal human could eat it.

Pearl can eat dirt. Apparently it goes well with fairy bread.

Scar and Impulse can both eat amethysts and diamonds. Cub could eat gems as a Vex, except for the fact that he's allergic to them when eaten (touching is fine). This annoys him more than he'd like to admit.

Zedaph can eat grass and moss. He once got peckish and took a bite out of Bdubs's cloak. Once.

As for Bdubs himself, he actually just eats sunlight.

-Mod Mleem

in Larry we trust

shortgrass on a date ehehe

Until next time.

artblock hit hard... heh... but im getting back into drawing and have been writing!!! im happy :3

This is for Soul Sweep Round 1 of the @mcyt-soulmate-sweepstakes event! (I am rather late to put this on tumblr, but I keep being told I should post my art so here we go.)

Title: "(Love)Life Is In The Air" Fandom: Life Series

they actually fixed the Redstone

Just a little Guy getting some sun

Idk how to word this properly but Ren being way more affectionate to Martyn after the beheading (don't remember if that particular event has a name)

He doesn't want Martyn to think of his head on the ground when he thinks of him. He doesn't want to think of Martyn's hands shaking as he held the axe when he thinks of him.

So he's taking every chance they're not being watched to take his hand, to steal a kiss, to play with his hair.

You can see it when they're not alone too. In Ren standing just a little closer than is normal to his Hand. In the way his tail betrays his true feelings. In the way they look at each other, like they desperately want to be alone right now.

AHFUSIDISKFISNCUSNCIWH??? CRYING???

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