A Beautiful Rose Or A Bullet To The Face, Take Your Pick

I would kill to follow bg gossip girl on youtube

T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

the life goals of the average American have shifted radically from "buy a house, get married, have kids" to "develop weird rpgmaker game" this is due to our Economy

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My professor thought me and a friend were dating, because he knew I had a partner but didn't know what she looked like (man is Soo nosy, said with affection). We said no and all that but now I have the urge to orchestrate an entire cheating scandal in front of this professor

My sister just got her first period and shes so excited, oooooooh my baby my darling