Dash Did The Thing

found family guy

living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun

but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?

why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol

ok. i’m about to reveal some real embarrassing shit.

i’ve never seen beetlejuice (1988) before- bible belt shit u know how it is. i was so excited to turn it on especially because i recognized so many names and also bc this movie is iconic so i knew my queen winona ryder would be on there. i didn’t know alec baldwin was in this movie but i like 30 rock and he is an impeccable trump.

BUT WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ALEC BALDWIN WAS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT ?!?!?!?!?! i always liked him but the things i know i would do to this man (younger him)now………… im losing my mind over this

losing my mind over this review i found. did they have to randomize it or something??? i cannot fathom what this man was trying to convey. i read this to my partner and they immediately said “CHARLIE?!?!???”

going to work to help clean so we don’t get totally fucked and our boss brought fucking trulys for us to hype while we clean. he is maybe 6 months older than me? life is weird. who knew i’d be drunk cleaning at the job i’ve reluctantly had for 3 years

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

anyone else ever feel like they were proverbially beaten into silence as a kid and now that’s why they’re just quiet. like i just learned at an early age that people do not care what i have to say so might as well just shut up and wait till someone asks something. as a child and a girl i felt that not only did no one care, but that my silence was more appreciated than my words would have been. idk i just feel like my silence is so second-nature and yet it’s something i struggle to break out of daily. anyway yes i did grow up in the south why did you ask

Pls reblog if u vote :)

If yes, let me know what colors

If no, what colors would you do?

took me a long time to realize i like confusing people and that’s ok. sometimes u need to just baffle ppl. leave them something w no explanation that they will have to think about. i love confusing people