Sorry For Not Posting. Found Myself In A Precarious Sexual Situation, Yknow. Why Do My Genitals Have

sorry for not posting. found myself in a precarious sexual situation, yknow. why do my genitals have to take over my brain my god i am depraved

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3 years ago
Would Like To Memorialize This Ironic, Pathetic, And Disgusting Post From My Former Pastor. “ACT LIKE

would like to memorialize this ironic, pathetic, and disgusting post from my former pastor. “ACT LIKE MEN BE STRONG.” shame on you. shame on you for encouraging men to continue hiding their emotions and feelings. shame on you for making men think they cannot be vulnerable. shame on you for using aggressive words and sentence structure to scare and excite your trusting congregation. shame on you for spitting hatred toward members of the LGBTQ+ community. shame on you for spitting hatred at the “sinners” who trust your word. i trusted you and i have never been so disappointed by a former leader.

there is no hate like christian love.


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2 years ago

One of my favorite Tumblr gags which I hope never dies is receiving world political news via supernatural Destiel love confession meme.

That's one I'm telling the kids about in 2089.

They probably won't even remember the original context.


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2 years ago

dean winchester is a bottom. that’s it.

3 months ago

“But my senator is a Republican”

Gamergate was like 200 people. And now look where we are. “A lot of emails” on a topic to congressional staffers is like, 20. Are politicians spineless idiots? Yes. Use that to your advantage! Is this the only thing you can be doing? No! But it can be the first.

The internet has completely short circuited our sense of scale. The number of people required to move almost any needle is remarkably low. Your involvement in local causes, political pressure WILL have an impact.

Ok, get out there.

Here’s Why You Should Call, Not Email, Your Legislators (Published 2016)
nytimes.com
Activists and lawmakers say a phone call can have more weight and be harder to ignore than an email or social media post.

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2 months ago
It Was an Ambush
The Atlantic
Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

Trump and Vance really put the tyrant in tantrum, didn't they? Pathetic. Weak, cowardly, sniveling little bullies is all that they are.

I understand that I'm just one person who voted against all of this. I understand that this is just my Tumblr thingy. I understand that when the history of this is written, I will not even be a footnote.

But it is still important to me to go on the public record: The way Trump and Vance treated the President of Ukraine was despicable. It was a betrayal of an ally that is fighting for its very existence. As an American, I am disgusted with the rulers of my country. I am disgusted with their supporters, who ought to be ashamed of themselves.

To the people of Ukraine, I am so sorry. 75 million of us did everything we could to stop this. but there is a white supremacist cancer in America's blood, and the 2024 election confirmed that it has metastasized. For what it's worth, I stand with you, as I stand against the tyrants who disrespected your president today.

3 months ago

reblogging this because i have to come back to it i don’t even know this game and im crying

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

2 years ago

having like 3 followers has already gone to my head and one of them is a porn bot that has already messaged me. im finally getting the tumblr experience i wanted when i was 13

2 months ago

how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way

How Men In Huge Pickup Trucks Look At You Thru Their Windshield When They Just Almost Hit You Point Blank
asscrackpandit - welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show

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