THE WONKY CAMERA IS KILLING ME

Let me know if need help! I’m willing to set the anon on fire!

At this point I'm starting to thing that anon kidnapping children is a uhh.....

*I look at the little smiling critters and then over to a teacher*

I think you know what I'm trying to say ma'am

Miss Delight: No, no, I don't know what you mean.... But this is really concerning that this keeps happening...

*Grumpy old dog noises*

BB DogDay: Don't worry, I'll get those kiddos back!

*They run out the door*

WELCOME TO THE WATERPOCALYPSE Age of Water Part 1

I play a new game and lose my mind!

One of the only times violence is the morally right option.

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Chapter 2 is out now. Please enjoy.

Inspired by the non canon event the Missing Cat of the Smiling Critters ARG by novalizinpeace

Please continue to support the original creator and all of they’re wonderful creations.

He also killed the other Smiling Critters and it has been 10 years since the HOJ shouldn’t he be in his 20’s now?

To the Bigger Body Catnap:

H̸̳̗̟͔͂̚u̶̧͎̗̔̆ͅr̸̞͒̏͊t̵͈̓̊̒̄ ̶͎̞̣͙͝t̴͉̺̤̮̚h̸̘̼̓̄̎͘͜ͅe̸͉͖̞̓̈́̾̊ ̷̗̕M̶͍͔̾͘͝ị̷̺̍́̔̚ń̶̛͔̬͖̭͗͘i̴̩͒ ̴̛̩̹̀̋D̷̨͓̬̫̏̃̈́͑ő̶̟̭g̸͈̎̌ḑ̷̪̳̄͗̊a̸͔͖͔̞̓̒͝y̷͈̾̽̔͠ ̶̛̜̱̭ă̴͎̋̾̓n̸̠̦͔͈̊ḓ̸̳̔̃͑̎ ̶̱̪̣̆͝͝I̸̥͗’̸̙͚̉̽̒l̶͓̗̇ͅl̴̙̯͑̀ ̶͈̲̀̕ţ̶̟̺͋̏̓͝ë̸̲̯̠̙̈͝a̷̼̗̬͂ř̶͈̀͊͝ ̷̲̥̎̀o̵̬̒͝u̶̟̔̕ẗ̶̯́̾̆̇ͅ ̷̳̃͒͘y̸̝̏̅̈́o̷̞̗̫̝̊̒ū̷̯̜͌͂͛r̶̫͌̈́̓̕ ̵̝̙̬̪́͐̉̀s̴̢̤̣̽̀͐p̸̘̃̆i̸̙̺͂̆n̷͙͔̣͈̓̕͠é̵̼̘̯̽͛ ̷̻̙͖̋ͅǎ̷͈̝͚̫n̸̝̮͛͘d̸̢͓̖̅̕ ̶̡̠̬̲͠m̷̺̫̥̾a̴̖͂k̵̨̊̾e̵̝̽́ ̵̦͆̔y̴̧̛̤̺͛́o̶̺̳͓̱͝u̷̡͠ ̷̧̭̎ͅẅ̷̗͚̱͙́͊͠a̸͇̪͖͎̓͛͘ţ̸̝̪̠͊c̴̼̺̣͎̈̎͝h̶͖̏̔̕ ̵͖̂̎â̴̢̨̨͖s̷̪͊́̐̍ ̸̼̿̈́P̸̭͐͌̒̓͜l̷̲̊͆̒̚a̸̮̠͋͐͛y̸̞͍̏̾̀̉c̶̹̭̀̅a̵̛̝̘͉̔r̷͚̪͊̆̇̐ė̵̘̬̩̌ ̷͙̮̺͛̂̓a̶̘̫̪̅̍n̸̘͊ͅd̶͚̩͛ ̴̧̹̼̄̆t̶͎̍͒̽͝h̶̯̳̑̕͠e̴̢̱̞̮͐̊̅̋ ̸̡̺̘̌͑P̴̛̪̜̟̀̄̃r̵̭͚̩͌̒̑ǫ̶͔͐t̸̩̹͖̀̐͋̍ơ̴̝͍̲͘t̷̪̮͚̒y̷͇͐̓͆p̷̡̜̻͖̈͛̕͝e̵͔̔ ̵̛͖̑B̵͍̫̋̈́̈́̚Ṳ̵̙͉͍̾R̶̟̲̝͒ͅN̷̢̛͙̩̈́̾̕

Also mini DD please have this lavender scented blanket. (gently drapes the tiny pup with the blanket)

DogDay: T-Thank you, but please be careful!

Don’t be sorry! This was an acceptable response to an idiot causing your brother distress!

*Smacks Baby CatNap's face with a waffle* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!

*Sobbing Baby CatNap noises*

DogDay: GRRRRRRRR ARF! *Bites you*

Miss Delight: DOGDAY NO!

DogDay: Gasp! I'M SO SORRY!

Teachers never get paid enough in our world. They have to deal with bratty kids, entitled parents, constant disrespect. It’s no wonder everyone hates teaching!

*insert maintenance to the machinery*

I keep getting love letters that are meant to be for miss delight, some are normal, some are.... Not approved to be said around children, so I mostly just shred the mail.

I did keep the new mace tho, it looked nice

Miss Delight: Who could be sending me these gifts?

*LazyBuns and Picky Piggy eats one of the boxes of chocolate*

Miss Delight: HEY-

All Dogday can think about is your safety, kitten. He loves you because you’re his baby brother. Nothing can change that.

If it helps you feel better I can stay with you when you talk with them.

Hi DogDay and CatNap!

How is CatNap’s new radio voice? You know, you’re just like this alien robot.

CatNap: I'm pretty happy with it, I feel like I'm finally normal.

DogDay: Wait, you didn't feel normal before...? CatNap you know there's nothing wrong with you right? Lots of people stutter!

Actually let me try manifesting first.

(A dark shadow grows across the floor. It is a deep darkness an abyssal darkness. A clawed pair of hands reaches out and began pushing against the floor. The darkness takes a crooked shape long, thin, and dark. Two red glowing orbs compose it’s eyes as it emerges from the shadow. It’s mouth stretched in a wide grin leaking black ichor that evaporates before touching the floor. It long, thin, and spindly body reminiscent of a marionette.)

Ah so this is the form my soul shard takes in your world. Interesting to know.

Ok. This has gotten crazy! Do any of you mind me giving a hand? I can cut out another piece of my soul to help. I just need a vessel for it to inhabit, like someone’s corpse or a toy either work for me!

I usually make my own but I’m not sure if I can or what’ll get limited by your world’s LAWS.

Poppy: Uhhhhhh....

*They turn around and look at the floor*

Poppy: Oh god we're most definitely gonna get sued for what happened today.....

Miss Delight: You can use mine!

Poppy: DELIGHT NO-

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