Inspired By The Non Canon Event The Missing Cat Of The Smiling Critters ARG By Novalizinpeace

Hold on! I can fix it for you!

(The shadow limbs begin to tinker with the radio)

But I understand that self loathing. To be honest going to therapy isn’t a bad call. I hate myself too. I hate myself for a different reasonI hate myself for failing being born defective. For not being able to act like my siblings. I can’t help being different but I still despise myself. That hate and loathing buries itself deep makes you feel worthless.

But therapy does help. Ever since I started therapy I’ve felt better. Not everyday is good and although I’ve had bad days I never tried anything drastic. But don’t give up, not like I have anyway.

Hi DogDay and CatNap!

How is CatNap’s new radio voice? You know, you’re just like this alien robot.

CatNap: I'm pretty happy with it, I feel like I'm finally normal.

DogDay: Wait, you didn't feel normal before...? CatNap you know there's nothing wrong with you right? Lots of people stutter!

Green Day Minority S RANK BEAT SABER

Beneath the Earth Backrooms is TRASH!

Poppy Playtime NOPE RUN

Mini DD are you okay now? Do I need to hurt the big ugly version of Catnap? I can make it happen and his pain would never end I PROMISE! Also since your likely in the old factory can you look for the bigger version of you? I guarantee that he is much nicer although he is also in a LOT of pain missing his legs and all.

To the Bigger Body Catnap:

H̸̳̗̟͔͂̚u̶̧͎̗̔̆ͅr̸̞͒̏͊t̵͈̓̊̒̄ ̶͎̞̣͙͝t̴͉̺̤̮̚h̸̘̼̓̄̎͘͜ͅe̸͉͖̞̓̈́̾̊ ̷̗̕M̶͍͔̾͘͝ị̷̺̍́̔̚ń̶̛͔̬͖̭͗͘i̴̩͒ ̴̛̩̹̀̋D̷̨͓̬̫̏̃̈́͑ő̶̟̭g̸͈̎̌ḑ̷̪̳̄͗̊a̸͔͖͔̞̓̒͝y̷͈̾̽̔͠ ̶̛̜̱̭ă̴͎̋̾̓n̸̠̦͔͈̊ḓ̸̳̔̃͑̎ ̶̱̪̣̆͝͝I̸̥͗’̸̙͚̉̽̒l̶͓̗̇ͅl̴̙̯͑̀ ̶͈̲̀̕ţ̶̟̺͋̏̓͝ë̸̲̯̠̙̈͝a̷̼̗̬͂ř̶͈̀͊͝ ̷̲̥̎̀o̵̬̒͝u̶̟̔̕ẗ̶̯́̾̆̇ͅ ̷̳̃͒͘y̸̝̏̅̈́o̷̞̗̫̝̊̒ū̷̯̜͌͂͛r̶̫͌̈́̓̕ ̵̝̙̬̪́͐̉̀s̴̢̤̣̽̀͐p̸̘̃̆i̸̙̺͂̆n̷͙͔̣͈̓̕͠é̵̼̘̯̽͛ ̷̻̙͖̋ͅǎ̷͈̝͚̫n̸̝̮͛͘d̸̢͓̖̅̕ ̶̡̠̬̲͠m̷̺̫̥̾a̴̖͂k̵̨̊̾e̵̝̽́ ̵̦͆̔y̴̧̛̤̺͛́o̶̺̳͓̱͝u̷̡͠ ̷̧̭̎ͅẅ̷̗͚̱͙́͊͠a̸͇̪͖͎̓͛͘ţ̸̝̪̠͊c̴̼̺̣͎̈̎͝h̶͖̏̔̕ ̵͖̂̎â̴̢̨̨͖s̷̪͊́̐̍ ̸̼̿̈́P̸̭͐͌̒̓͜l̷̲̊͆̒̚a̸̮̠͋͐͛y̸̞͍̏̾̀̉c̶̹̭̀̅a̵̛̝̘͉̔r̷͚̪͊̆̇̐ė̵̘̬̩̌ ̷͙̮̺͛̂̓a̶̘̫̪̅̍n̸̘͊ͅd̶͚̩͛ ̴̧̹̼̄̆t̶͎̍͒̽͝h̶̯̳̑̕͠e̴̢̱̞̮͐̊̅̋ ̸̡̺̘̌͑P̴̛̪̜̟̀̄̃r̵̭͚̩͌̒̑ǫ̶͔͐t̸̩̹͖̀̐͋̍ơ̴̝͍̲͘t̷̪̮͚̒y̷͇͐̓͆p̷̡̜̻͖̈͛̕͝e̵͔̔ ̵̛͖̑B̵͍̫̋̈́̈́̚Ṳ̵̙͉͍̾R̶̟̲̝͒ͅN̷̢̛͙̩̈́̾̕

Also mini DD please have this lavender scented blanket. (gently drapes the tiny pup with the blanket)

DogDay: T-Thank you, but please be careful!

HELLO KIDS! How can I help you all today?

Ok. This has gotten crazy! Do any of you mind me giving a hand? I can cut out another piece of my soul to help. I just need a vessel for it to inhabit, like someone’s corpse or a toy either work for me!

I usually make my own but I’m not sure if I can or what’ll get limited by your world’s LAWS.

Poppy: Uhhhhhh....

*They turn around and look at the floor*

Poppy: Oh god we're most definitely gonna get sued for what happened today.....

Miss Delight: You can use mine!

Poppy: DELIGHT NO-

One of the only times violence is the morally right option.

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Ok scarier then I thought how does this look.

(Shadows shift into black taller Dogday shape with gleaming red eyes)

Hey kids how scary was I when you first saw me on a scale of 1-10?

CatNap: ....10...

DogDay: 8

Bobby: Uhh a 6?

Hoppy: *Still asleep*

LazyBuns: *Still asleep*

Bubba: Well I'd say about a 4.5.

Kickin Chicken: 0! I'm not scaredy cat! (It was a 10)

Crafty: A 9...

Picky Piggy: A 8.

(Inside a pocket dimension of shadow)

So welcome to my home away from home! Time is meaningless here we can go back after a hundred years if you want and no one would ever realize you’d been gone for that long since you won’t age here!

I don’t have your social anxiety but socializing is difficult. I don’t understand or care about a lot of social cues. I can fake it in public but I do prefer acting behind a screen or pretending to someone I’m not.

It’s easier to hide and pretend than it is to be honest most of the time.

Hi DogDay and CatNap!

How is CatNap’s new radio voice? You know, you’re just like this alien robot.

CatNap: I'm pretty happy with it, I feel like I'm finally normal.

DogDay: Wait, you didn't feel normal before...? CatNap you know there's nothing wrong with you right? Lots of people stutter!