I Just Had The Funniest Fucking Idea Where Albedo's S/o Is TERRIFIED Of A Spider And So They Ask Him

GUYS IT'S HIM

@ al haitham before and after he opened his mouth

@lanweiyuan

I don't know when Marika got him but little baby Messmer climbing all over a much younger Maliketh would be adorable.

And they'll even have the gods simp for them lmao the thirst is real

How the RoR Gods are in canon: We would never date a mortal, they're so beneath us!

Fanfic Writers: *insert John Cena Meme* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??

lmao that face though

I gotta hand it to the art though, this is EXACTLY the face I would make if I had to exist in that body