Please Watch This Two Second Clip From Santa Clarita Diet

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

Me: I should study, important tests and exams are coming up

Fanfiction: lol no

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

New York Post

Illinois police mistook child’s ashes for drugs during traffic stop

Police in Illinois allegedly mistook the ashes of a grieving dad’s two-year-old daughter for drugs, according to reports.

Are you fucking serious?

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

So that happened tonight...

Still in the early waves but seriously, the bill was introduced last week, with a three hour hearing and a laughable inquiry...and it passed.

"Companies could be fined up to $50 million for failing to take "reasonable steps" to keep under 16s off their platforms" but no consequences for parents or under 16 yo who'll eventually end up on those sites.

It's the equivalent of sticking a band aid on an injury without even looking at what the injury is or how it was caused.

It's got 12 months, so maybe, just maybe, there'll be amendments to actually address the issues they're trying to fix, but knowing them, probably not.