October Can’t Come Soon Enough

Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.

Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.

(I used to have a blog where it followed him as an Eevee but I lost motivation for that so restarted with him evolved)

Hi

(Hello)

Hey, Lance? What happened between you and Pepper?

Lance:..... I'd rather not get into that right now..... All I can say is I left for my own safety.

To Lance: Anyone you know that can help you? Friends? Family?

Lance: I have seen a human female walking around near here.... Should I see if she'll help me?

Sparring/Training Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“Come on, then! Hit me!”

“Your stance is all wrong.”

“Am I doing this right?”

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”

“Get down and give me 20!”

“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”

“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 

“Nice punch! Now do it again!” 

“You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 

“My grip feels off…” 

“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 

“I don’t want to hurt you…” 

“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 

“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 

“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”

“Here, you put your feet like this…” 

“Relax. I’m trying to help.” 

“Can you teach me how to __?”

“God, we stink.” 

“Are you doing okay?” 

“Are you alright?” 

“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 

“Come on! Another round!” 

“You can win this time!”

“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 

“What are you doing up at this hour?” 

“Where did you get that bruise?” 

“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”

Please unmute this

Yakko Warner meets Invader Zim

From Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons podcast

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

Hey Lance, are you looking to have a Bishōnen ninja boy as one of your special...."servant"?

Lance: of course, anyone is allowed to be my servants, be they pokemon or human, as long as they follow my orders

“gay rights!” - Dash Baxter