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buongiorno. how you all doing this lovely day? (ask-17a11a-exe)

Denmark: Hej!!! I’m doing great! Me and Ice had a pretty fun gaming session last night so I’m just excited for you all to see some clips from it!

Iceland: Let’s just say throughout the whole thing he was insisting I call him “Dadmark” and he was calling me “Sonland”... Anyway I’m pretty good, thanks for asking

Norway: I heard them both screaming at each other all night, I hardly slept so I’m tired, but that’s nothing coffee won’t fix

Finland: Moi! I’m doing really well thanks! There’s lots of snow here currently so me and Sve made a snowman!!

Sweden: It was a pretty good snowman if you ask me

Part 2 of us being idiots, Next Human Fall Flat video will be the one where I truly expose how stupid Den is -Nor 🇳🇴

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a shortcut

Iceland 🇮🇸: Actually I think that route was longer than the actual track

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a longcut

more minecraft! we have so many minecraft videos so we’re gonna have to start spacing them out after this lmao  -the nordics

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

How the FUCK do you come up with the ideas for your text posts 💀

Every single text post comes from things that we’ve said during gaming sessions!

I’ve literally started writing things that I find funny down in a note on my phone as they happen so that I can turn them into text posts later, I think that one note is the reason I have no storage left on my phone lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Lizard I’m sorry but what the actual fuck is your discord pfp 😂

LMAO ITS FROM THIS FUKIN VIDEO AGAIN

I’m matching with cereal and @never-enough-fandoms

(don’t question the messages they’re not even from the same conversation lmfaoooo)

Hey maybe join the server and have matching pfps with us 😳

https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

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