For The Record, I Wasn’t Drunk So I Didn’t Have My Alcohol Barrier To Protect Me From The Scary Ghosts

will we ever get a face reveal 😳

uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon

but i can offer you this drawing

You two are. Incredibly sensible with your bomb handling. Congratulations

Thanks :)

-Den 🇩🇰

How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?

Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.

Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)

Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries

Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th

Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.

Hey Denmark, what are your art skills like?

Uhh, art is subjective, but personally I think I’m a great artist 😤

Here’s a self portrait I did the other day for proof

-Den 🇩🇰

In case you’re wondering what you’re missing by not being in our discord server 😤 -Lizard 🦎 @never-enough-fandoms

invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.

Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

*playing brawlhalla*

Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me

Norway 🇳🇴: Okay

Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*

Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to

I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?

-Den 🇩🇰