*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*
Finland 🇫🇮: We have complicated wires
Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m not doing that one
Denmark 🇩🇰: Nah I don’t have the brain cells for that right now
Finland 🇫🇮: Lol thanks guys, okay so it’s white with an LED and no star
*silence*
Finland 🇫🇮: Oh you were being serious
I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?
-NZ
Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳
Take a shot every time Sve says “you bitch” in this video :)
-Den 🇩🇰
Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?
Ghost: Kill.
Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽
Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)
Norway: What
Denmark: What
Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?
Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?
Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????
Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?
Ghost: Die.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.
Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
Especially since I know Den will be begging for something on Father’s Day too...
-Ice 🇮🇸
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)
Do you know anything other than chop fish and cry?
No.
All I know is chop fish and cry.
Leave me alone.
-Ice 🇮🇸
Want to know how to make Sweden extremely frustrated? Making him play golf usually does the trick :)
-Den 🇩🇰
Thank you! :D
I still think you should try and say the Danish tho 👀
-Den 🇩🇰
Look at the birthday boy
Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly)
Yo, lizard here
Recently I’ve been putting all of my energy into recording videos but I’ve had very little motivation to them, usually I queue about 2-4 around the same time but I’ve ran out of finished ones lmao
It might be a day or two before I actually get anything finished (because school) so uhhhh, please feel free to spam asks to fill the empty space in the mean time
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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