I FUCKING MEANT TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THIS BUT MY TINY STUPID BRAIN FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IDFK IF I’LL HAVE TIME TONIGHT GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I OF ALL PEOPLE MISSED THE DENNOR WEDDING I HATE MY LIFE
WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED
Denmark: 4/20/69 😎
Norway: That’s too far away :(
Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(
Norway: :’(
Denmark: ... 4/20/21?
Norway: Much better :)
Denmark: Can I wear the dress?
Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to
Denmark: :D
Tfw your head is too big to fit between poles 😔 I was stuck like this for 20 whole minutes lmfaoooo -Den 🇩🇰
In case you’re wondering what you’re missing by not being in our discord server 😤 -Lizard 🦎 @never-enough-fandoms
invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
*playing brawlhalla*
Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me
Norway 🇳🇴: Okay
Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*
Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to
Favourite Games?
Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2
Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft
Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat
Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2
Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft
Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2
Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3
Finland 🇫🇮: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?
Ghost: Kill.
Finland 🇫🇮: Fuck this shit I'm out.
Do you all have ear piercings?? :0
Have you ever had to stop playing a game because it was too scary? If so then who?
I mean, I don’t like playing scary games in general, so... The only horror game I’ve played is phasmophobia and that’s because I was forced to play it. Every time I try to stop playing it I’m ultimately convinced to play it again against my will. Everyone else seems to love the thrill of horror too much to entirely stop playing any games, even Denmark, which is surprising since he’s just as much of a baby as me.
-Nor 🇳🇴
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
*playing phasmophobia*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.
Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ
Denmark 🇩🇰: What?
Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?
Norway 🇳🇴:
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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