Just Ate The World’s Most Bland Instant Noodles, My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

Pass the happy! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

This is so wholesome oml

Lizard:

1. Cereal (◡‿◡✿)

2. My amazing friends, both online and irl

3. Music in general (but specifically the song “Voldemort” by With Confidence)

4. My collection of plushies (mainly because they were all gifts except the djungelskog)

5. Gaming, obviously, otherwise this blog wouldn’t exist :P

Cereal:

1. Lizard cause... he's my best friend

2. Discord cause online friends are the best.

3. My siblings :)

4. Animals are blessings in this world and no one can convince me otherwise.

5. Reading <3 also food.

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)

Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.

Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing monopoly revolution*

Norway 🇳🇴: Wait don't roll yet, we're still ✨ completing transactions ✨

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay I'll just sit here shaking my hand suggestively.

SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA

D J U N G E L S K O G

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Wait, who said you were annoying? I'd say just energetic is accurate, some may find it annoying but it isn't actually annoying.

- Tallinn ( @ask-hws-eesti-ja-tallinn )

Aw, no, it was just Norway as per usual, I know he doesn’t really mean it but it was nice to hear it straight from his mouth that he doesn’t actually think I’m that annoying :’)

Thank you tho 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

On today's episode of "shit that happened while playing phasmophobia"

Norway stalked me through a bedroom window

Denmark died halfway in a closet

I showed off my brilliant camera placement skills

We found a haunted candle

And finally,

Bone

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing phasmophobia*

Finland 🇫🇮: *very dramatically* WAIT LEAVE, THE GHOST IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

Iceland 🇮🇸: Haha nice try, you won’t get me that easily

Ghost: *slams the door and starts fucking screeching*

Iceland 🇮🇸: OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK WAIT LET ME OUT

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh wait it was actually in there? I was joking

Iceland 🇮🇸: FUCK YOU *dies*