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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

They're always eating everything

falsettos, am i cooked.

*you can change the desicions you make, gowever you do not retain the knowledge of it that you have

reblog for larger sample size!!

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

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