Asheatsspiders - Ash !!

people might think i’m very dyke-ish??? i make a big stink when i must?? but goddamn?????

imagine if no nut novemebrr was about actual nuts (the food) and they all teleported off earth for a month. the lying bastard known as a “peanut” would be safe (false idol)

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

it’s never too late!!!!!!! to text them back. to drink enough water today. to get into a skincare routine. to learn the piano or how to paint!! to learn winged eyeliner. to tell them how u feel. to start getting fitter. to get changed or brush your teeth or shower today. to read that book or watch that show everyone was talking about years ago. to turn an acquaintance into a friend. if u don’t start somewhere u won’t go anywhere at all.

i will always fail to understand how THIS became the incel holy grail. fight club is so incredibly fruity bro 😭😭

WTF I YHOIGHT THE THING ABT THEM MEETING ON A NUDE BEACH WAS A HEADCANNON?? LMAO

I love loving multiple things because people on tumblr will see like a Hannibal post, but oh wait, don’t let your guard down! House MD post. Oh wait no look out it’s Falsettos! Too sad? Here’s SpongeBob SquarePants. Too goofy? Gravity Falls beam!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!

Don’t let them know ur next move

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO