Those Fuck Ass Animatronics Would Not Have Stood A Chance Against This Absolute God

for me marvins last name is like those bits in cartoons when something absurdly comedic happens and we cant listen what the characters are saying. Like 'Hey nice to meet you, my name is marvin- *an absurdly loud bus passes by causing the audience to not hear the last name but somehow the other character catches it*. 'The reservation is under the name marvin- *the saxophonist playing at the restaurant has an incredibly loud solo*. 'Im whizzer brown and he is marvin- *someone sneezes and the conversation swiftly moves on*. 'My name is marvin btw, marvin- *the scene drastically changes*. like its supposed to make the audience mad they don't have this minuscule and useless piece of information just cause the writers dont want to share it.

imagine if no nut novemebrr was about actual nuts (the food) and they all teleported off earth for a month. the lying bastard known as a “peanut” would be safe (false idol)

accidentally pieced together a narrative on my profile by retweeting things i thought were funny

I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

people might think i’m very dyke-ish??? i make a big stink when i must?? but goddamn?????

i know that as musical theatre fans we all have dream roles or productions we would absolutely kill to be a part of but i think the more interesting question is which show could you never be a part of because it would ruin it for you forever. like youre too attached to the original score/cast/staging that having someone else direct it in a way just slightly different would make you homicidal.

Disabled people have to live somewhere poor people have to live somewhere you cant just exclude us from everywhere

Brennan Lee Mulligan got really mad conducting some middle schoolers and me (not a middle schooler) in a band, so we played “I’m breaking down” from Falsettos to apologize to the crowd.

do any other lesbians get this immense feeling of guilt whenever you find out a guy likes you? especially when it’s my guy friends or people that i think are really cool. and i start thinking “well maybe you should just give him a chance”, “maybe you can be into him”. like i owe him that almost? it’s like i feel so awful about it even though i know i shouldn’t.