Why Do We Say “slept Like A Baby” When Babies Literally Wake Up Screaming Every Two Hours?

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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