GUH-

just some “shenanigans” from jumin and mc’s honeymoon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

bonuses:

here’s my thing: i’m a broke college student who really doesn’t do much with her time in between classes, so om! is a perfect hyperfixation. i play twice a day for each 12 hour ap flash; i get my tasks done for 18 dp on the first flash, then spend the second flash ap on doing events/collecting items/what have you. i don’t mind the 2 dp loss, as it’s gained back pretty easily. however, i’ve gone through all 60 lessons, which took me quite a long time because of difficulty building strength within my cards. at this point, i have a UR card (or even two) for every sin in both battle & memory cards. the devil tree percentages are all around 70 since i don’t have multiples of the UR (which is another issue in itself), and the levels are all maxed at 100. this is BARELY enough to get through lessons 40-60 with glowsticks. my question is: how much time & effort is going to be required for the next season? i don’t want to spend money & im thankful that i’ve gotten as far as i have being f2p, but the game is becoming quickly unplayable for me. the strength of the battles in level 60 are on the high end of the 300k range, which i can only reach with the glowsticks on high powered URs. it takes 100k grimm to unlock another 10 levels on a UR card past the 100th level, and to do that for each sin in just the battle cards is 700k grimm- NOT COUNTING how much it will cost to ACTUALLY up the levels. are you joking? the monetary system was fine even a year ago because progressing in the game wasn’t locked behind the fortress of a paywall that it is now. listen- i played mystic messenger. i’ve unlocked every route & played through every DLC. that definitely cost me, but i have not spent over $300 for that game which i’ve had for FIVE YEARS & unlocked ALL THE CONTENT for. the writing is good in mysme, and i was satisfied with every purchase. for om! i cant say that i would be satisfied with any purchase (besides merchandise), which makes me sad :/

We deserve better.

I say this every time and I’m going to say it again: Obey Me needs to make money. I do not mind that fact. I do not mind that some cards are locked behind a paywall, like the charge missions and such. I get it! A free game needs to generate income somehow, and those that contribute to it get special bonuses as incentive. I get it, and that’s cool.

However, it’s gotten a little ridiculous.

This is the second thing that’s been hidden behind a gacha pull requirement. Last time, it was the memory card that required you to get the limited gacha UR without upping the odds a little bit. That was crazy, but I let it slide because at the end of the day, it was just one memory card. Not a big deal.

However, to have a set of home screen images and make some freebies after logging in a certain amount of days (Satan’s) and some needing a gacha requirement (Lucifer’s) is kind of ridiculous. Make UR cards hard to unlock, that’s fine! It feels like if some Devil Tree unlocks just gave you another card. Frustrating, but forgivable. But the fact that there are multiple of the same item, the only difference being which character it features, that requires you to spend some sort of in-game currency while others do not, is ridiculous.

This is coming directly after Lucifer’s birthday event, which not only included a key system many users (at least, those on twitter) have complained very vocally about, but also increased the amount of points needed to get Lucifer’s birthday event UR. 

The events are becoming near unplayable for f2p people and those who do pay but cannot constantly shovel money into a mobile app. Honestly, the writing in the later seasons (actually even in the first season) isn’t even worth money to read. On top of that, even though I love the undateables, as they try to add more screen time for more characters, their poor writing gets stretched even more thin. I love the game, I love the lore, but the quality is not worth the effort it takes to participate in any part of the game. 

The events are too difficult to get any good rewards from unless you get the luckiest gacha pull every time - and even then, you might not be able to get an event UR.

The stories skyrocket in difficulty for most players I’ve seen (that weren’t here from the beginning), and levelling up cards takes so much grim and so many materials that it takes weeks just to get one up - and that still might not even give you the strength you need.

Rewards and challenges are almost always locked behind some kind of paywall, to a degree, and gacha rates are abysmal for a game that is now so reliant on the outcome.

I don’t know why exactly (other than greed) this is happening now. If we need to back off on the anime and the unit songs to get funds directed towards a more playable game, I feel that’d be a fair trade. It’s fantastic to see characters we love get more recognition, but the foundational content sucks. In my opinion, it isn’t worth a penny to read the terrible writing for 15 seconds with an anime beau. But I shouldn’t be locked out of progress for not wanting to spend money on this game.

I don’t know. I’m so so tired and frustrated, and I get that, again, since I have not spent money on the game I don’t have the same influence in my say. But this is ridiculous that the entire game is nearing unplayable. Something needs to change.

your honor, i’m in love with this man

also the fact that he called it a nipple cap 😭

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𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁: @killerkyou​: hi mari can i req random bf texts w kyotani please 🥺 i thought your suna characterization in the bf texts was spot on n they were so cute! ty <3

hi baby !! thank you so much for requesting (+ being my first ever request). i hope i did kyoutani justice hehe. im probably gonna do a part two because i had 3 more screenshots that couldnt fit. hope you enjoy ! <3

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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: profanity, suggestive themes, mentions of violence if u squint, implied depression if u look close enough, maddog being a horny bastard

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i’m rolling, kicking my feet, giggling, screaming in my bed rn over how cute they are. i love them together 😭

Hostage Situation

Zayne x Sylus (x gn!Reader)

The reader character doesn't actually show up in this, they're only mentioned by the guys, but this is still very much a poly relationship

Wrote this with brown noise blasting in my ears at full volume to drown out my annoying relatives so I hope the desperate yearning to be there with the boys comes through okay /hj

Warnings: fluff, domestic fluff, polyamory, cuddling, kissing, literal sleeping together, pet names, dialogue heavy

Word count: 597

Main Masterlist

First Love and Deepspace Masterlist

Second Love and Deepspace Masterlist

AO3

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"I need to get up soon, love."

Sylus hums, acknowledging the words, but ignoring their meaning completely as he presses his face further against the doctor's neck, hiding from the daylight pouring in through the blinds. "What for?" he asks in a murmured rumble.

Zayne grins despite the inconvenience. He combs through Sylus's white locks, scratching idly at the base of his skull to draw out a low groan of appreciation. "I have work today."

"What kind? Surgeries, patients, or paperwork?"

He huffs. "Is this an interrogation?"

Sylus's hot breath tickles his neck as he laughs. "Yeah, it is." Lazy kisses begin littering his neck, from the hollow of his throat to his jaw, from his collarbones to just behind his ear. It's hard not to get sucked into the sweet pleasure of it all. Unhurried, warm, soft - he wants to melt into the bed and stay here all day. "You gonna talk willingly?"

He trails his hand along Sylus's bicep. Sylus, seemingly without thought, slips that arm out from underneath Zayne in order to hold his hand. They lay interconnected on the bed, stretched out to the side. That half of the bed is already empty. "When did they get up?" Zayne asks instead.

"Hmm," another kiss over his pulse, "they were already up when I got back."

"Ah, so I became your unwitting victim in their stead."

"Unwitting? Since when do victims willingly hold their kidnapper's hand?"

"It's an unfortunate hostage, caught in the crossfire," Zayne laments in the usual dead tone of his dry humor. Sylus snorts regardless.

He turns his face to rest his cheek on Sylus's forehead. He glances at the clock on his bedside table. "You're going to make me late again."

Sylus sighs deeply, but finally relents. He lifts himself up onto one arm to hover above his partner. Their hands depart so he can cup the doctor's cheek and swoop in for a proper kiss, slow and warming, before he at last pulls away and lays down on the empty half of the bed. He readjusts to lay on his stomach. As soon as Zayne gets up, he steals his pillow and uses it for his head, while one of yours has been captured and is being held to his chest.

"I'll see you tonight, before I have to leave," he murmurs from his comfy spot amidst the scents and lingering warmth of his partners.

Zayne hums, already heading to his closet to get dressed and start the day. "Try not to bring work back with you," he chides, all too affectionately to be scolding. "If your Evol runs out, you have other medical professionals at your disposal that can help."

"Yeah," he agrees with a chuckle, "but they don't kiss it better."

Zayne grins to himself as he grabs a black tie off the hanger. "Who says I'll kiss it better this time?"

Sylus pointedly holds up his left hand to show the gold and silver rings decorating his fingers. "Nuptial law, sweetie. Don't forget your lunch."

"I won't, thank you." He rounds the bed and presses a final kiss to the crime lord's temple. "Get some sleep. I love you."

"Love you, too."

Zayne stands back up and starts heading for the door, when a resounding SMACK! stops him dead in his tracks. His shoulders are up by his ears, his back tense and stock straight. He pivots sharply to glare down at his partner.

Sylus smirks, looking up at him with lazy red eyes and all the smugness in the world. "Sorry, snowflake. I couldn't resist."

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so. cute.

My Tav wasn't raised by Tieflings and hasn't really lived as one until the events of the game. As a result she has no concept of tail body language and broadcasts shit she doesn't mean to.

Part 2

WAHHHHHH(i need a gf the opposite of my aesthetic)HHHHHHHH

happy pride month

struggles of being pansexual

i can’t walk by any cooking wear without feeling slightly uncomfortable

please, bed bath & beyond, i’m just trying to buy a ridiculously priced serving platter for my mom

alright see. i have absolutely zero ability to form romantic connections in real life so this is a question that boggles my brain

every variation of this has been asked but tell me. which of your favs do you think you could realistically pull and/or what’s a reason you think you couldn’t bag one

babygirl. but also? menace to society. i love him sm

Tabloid baby

ily art professor grand admiral levi, notice me

the grand admiral of hell’s navy

art teacher!levi x student!reader, featuring grand admiral!levi

warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. student/teacher relationship, 18+ content. if this makes you uncomfortable, PLEASE DO NOT READ.

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND ENTIRELY SELF-INDULGENT. Writing this does not mean I am involved in or support student/teacher relationships irl, nor am I telling anyone who reads this that it is okay. This fic is in no way meant to glorify student/teacher relationships. Please do NOT send me any rude comments regarding the topic. Content warnings will follow.

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