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Giants will never know the joy of handling rolly pollies :(

Tumblr Tuesday: Nineteen Years of Neil

Two days ago, that momentous time in April blessed us once more: the anniversary of Neil banging out his tunes. It's been 19 years, and Neil still brings us joy each year in April, famously the cruelest of months. In celebration of this fact, some art was created. Please enjoy these depictions of a happy little rattie making some music on a toy piano.

(Lest we forget, April 13 also marked the 16th anniversary of Homestuck. Happy Homestuckness to those who celebrate; we've added a few small treats for you <3)

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@moms-against-homestuck:

@crafftypenguin:

@artificialhaunts:

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@thatlittledandere:

@tobisaurus:

@rabiesram:

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If your lips get chapped, then does that mean the skin on your anus gets chapped, too?

Im afraid thats what going to the doctor is for

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh

I wish i was truly alone

Alone in a house

Alone in the woods

Alone in the world

So i wouldnt have to feel the pain of people

Hear the pain of people

Know the pain of people

I am scared

I am a coward

You are the best thing to have ever happened to me

And i do not want to lose you

I love you so solidly

So wholey

So maturely

So beyond my years

If i told you

All of this

Would you tell me too?

That you love me so truly?

So wholey?

So beyond your years?

Live your life, and ill live mine

But let me live my life with you

Beside yours

Id like to live

Teach me how to do that?

So that i dont do it wrong

I dont want to do it wrong

I am fragile

I am glass

Thin, brittle

But my love for you is strong

Like roman concrete

With it, i am stronger

As i weather through life

I heal

Like roman concrete

Though neve fully, never wholey

I dont mind

Because your love makes me strong

But i cannot be strong

Without you

If i told you that

Would you see me as simple?

As weak?

As codependent?

Is this parasitical?

Am i bad for you?

Do i bite?

Through my creation, have i poluted?

The water, the air?

With my volcanic ash?

Have i hurt?

Can you breath?

Do i bite?

Have i bitten?

Im scared

I am weak

I feel alone

Solitary

Singular

But with you,

You help

You do not complete me

That is not your job

To complete me

But you

You do so much more

it was not on wheat...

Boys hiding boners = girls hiding period stains

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.