✨️A Conversation I Just Heard✨️

I hope things won't always be like this.

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

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woah mama you suck

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

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this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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BEEP

100 posts!

Yippee-yi-yah yummy awesome sauce

Okay can i be honest here? I really hate it when people say this. Some do. Very few. I got one of the very few. My managers son is a straight trans man, and is one of the craziest, kindest ladies I've ever met.

I work at a ren faire, and in my first year, i didnt have any garb to wear that wasnt fem (im trans masc) so when i got the company provided uniforms (they were trash) my manager noticed i didnt have a belt. What did she do? Asked her son who previously worked the faire if i could borrow a belt. She came back with a belt and said "here, my son said you can keep it, he doesn't use his stuff much any more :)"

And this belt has been my day to day belt every day since then. That was 3 years ago.

Another instance was relatively recently, where i had my sr prom. I didnt have anything masc to wear. So what did she do? Asked her son if he'd be alright with me borrowing his clothes, and he was. I ended up being able to find everything i wanted through thrifting. Her son even wants to go thrufting some time!

And if i see ANYTHING saying the ren faire isnt a real job because it's only during the weekend or some other bs BECAUSE IT IS and i would claw my way through for that statement and my manager and her son and my whole work team because theyre all so lovely and nice.

If your lips get chapped, then does that mean the skin on your anus gets chapped, too?

This HAS to be cap like what

An amazing apology from the archives

“When we were introduced, I held in one hand a gin and tonic and in the other several salted almonds, which, when I realized our handshake was imminent, I tossed into my mouth carelessly, to free the obligatory hand; my behavior inmediately after that may have seemed strange: a silent nod, averted rolling eyes, a broken greeting. I was choking on the almonds. It was nothing personal”