Whats That? You Want To Know Why I've Been Repeating The Calls The Birds Make In The Mornings While Just

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whumpee running a fever and struggling to focus, feeling really weak and unable to do their daily tasks but stubbornly continuing to try, when caretaker pulls them aside to quietly ask if they're alright. when whumpee nods their head, caretaker softly says, "i don't think you are, sweetheart"

cue whumpee dissolving into tears and caretaker bringing them home to soothe and care for them through their fever

I've fallen in love with @roenais 's design for Grian and i now have the urge to make an au for it.

Death and Life

Totems of undying have been around since the world split, they have been giving a second chance to players since one world turned into multiple servers, maybe even before that.

Maybe that's why their magic effects those who don't have one yet, they allow those who have died to wake up in their bed with only memories and scars. They rebuild the body they once had and give them another chance to live, over and over again.

But when their magic stops working on them it lets them move on to be reborn or to leave the world of the living and go to an afterlife.

Nothing can reach to far though. When the split happened Totems didn't manage to reach some worlds, in those worlds you only have one life and no second chances to live it.

Some worlds they do exist but don't give their magic to those who haven't got one. Their magic is weakened in those world, they can't help the players that are so far away. The players call these hardcore worlds.

There are some world where they can still reach the players, but are weaker and can only save them for a certain amount of times.

Scott's and Jimmy's interaction made me think a lot (other than flower husbands for once)

Because like, canonically he's never fucking met Jimmy before. Mans just saw a cute boy and went "Gonna tie me up cowboy?" why is he like this /pos

But also if he's like that with every cute boy he meets, how many times did he come across a pretty boy while out adventuring, flirt the fuck out of them and then bring them back to his tent to erm,,,,,,, cuddle with them?

I think Scott accidentally made himself a whore in canon I love that for him

sleepy dialogue for your otp

"getting sleepy, aren't we?"

"i'm...m'up i swear."

"you're blurring your words together, time for bed."

"this is like the fifth time you've yawned in two minutes."

"love, wake up..."

"we're here, come on."

"how long was i out?"

"babe, you can barely keep your eyes open...let's go."

"you're putting me to sleep...stop."

"you look like you're going to fall asleep on your feet."

"do we have to get up?"

"five more minutes."

"shhh...stop fighting and get some rest."

"twenty minutes?" "fine..."

"you look adorable even in your sleep."

"you're so warm."

"well good evening, nice of you to join us."

"babe, are you up?"

"i'm gonna hang up now, kay?" "wait...no."

"goodnight, love."

I love DesertDuo as much as the next 3rd Lifer but if they win Double Life I will not be able to handle it emotionally. They would finally get their genuine true duo win like they wanted in 3rd Life. I don’t want them to win SIMPLY BECAUSE my life would never be the same again

Guys

Guys

GUYS IM SORRY

How to be funny

im just gonna leave this here

no i will not be giving any context

Mazes

Mumbo woke up in a maze, he had walked for an hour, maybe even two. He couldn't find an exit and he couldn't find a difference in the white walls with black lines. He was absolutely lost.

Until the line changed colors, as Mumbo walked the line changed to red. He must be getting closer to an exit, right?

The red line wasn't in some of the paths, so Mumbo didn't go down them. Instead he followed down the red halls until he found something. A chest with a book inside.

The book had words messily written inside but it was still readable. so Mumbo read what the book had to say.

"Don't follow the purple lines. Theyr traps. once you get to a room that has grass you need to stay there, that is the middle. the middle is the ony safe place in the maze, it can't get you ther."

This worried Mumbo, he had thought this was another prank when he woke up, but what if he was wrong?

Was the book telling the truth?

It seemed rushed, was this person in danger?

Was Mumbo in danger here?

Where even is here?