My Oil Painting Of An Uncrustable

Crying mom with 👍 bc fuck you I love crop tops and everyone should be able to wear them

The cutest mom.

Pssst.

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear 💤 OC in their sleep attire 🔞 OC in something sexy 🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool 👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding) ☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral 👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party) 👑 OC dressed as royalty 🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home 💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date ❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear 🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween 🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater 🚓 OC in a prison uniform 🚲 OC in athletic gear  🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal ❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day 🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day 👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle) 🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire 📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.) 👻 OC in a really bad disguise 📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup 🙎 OC in something embarrassing 👗 OC in something from the 50’s 💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire 💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes 🌁 OC in a hoodie 🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear ♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story) 🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit  🏨 OC in a maid outfit 🏥 OC in a nurse uniform 🐑 OC in farmer wear 👍 OC in a crop top

me: i made another fan character!

everyone, looking exhausted and tired of my shit: is it another “big sister” type with a “mom friend” streak?

me: m-maybe..........

This is why I’ve switched to tagging things “#nws” instead of #nsfw

Tagging PSA

Okay so, lots of people probably already know about how certain keywords in the tags on this dumpsterfire of a site make posts disappear from searches. But in case, like me, you weren’t aware, here are some useful things I learned over the course of the afternoon today:

Not only do these NSFT (not safe for tu**lr) tags make your post not show up in the main tag search or as suggestions to people following the main tag, it also actually hides it on your own tu**lr searches as well. So for example, all my posts where I shared fic or art and tagged “Geraskier” as well as “nsfw” - those posts do not show up in the general Geraskier tag or when I, or anyone else, searches my tu**lr specifically for it

NSFT tags that I discovered today include: nsfw, adult content, explicit, horny, sex, sexy

Tag words that seem to pass okay and still let posts show up include: xeno, smut, kink, hot, porn

‘Hiding’ your NSFT tag in a longer tag doesn’t save them from the rampant censorship; so the tag “do I just think he’s sexy because he used to hang out with Thrawn?” still results in a Vanished From All Searches Post because of the word sexy

The disappearing trick only applies to searches - so the posts will show up on your tu**lr just when scrolling through just fine, but as soon as you try to search for them, poof! Gone. 

The words seem to remain uncensored in the body of the post (for now, anyway), so having a fic post that includes the phrase “Rating: Explicit”, for example, does not hide your post from searches as long as there are no NSFT triggers in the post tags themselves

The tag “nsft” itself does seem to show up fine in searches as well, but tbh I don’t trust tu**lr not to send it the way of the nsfw once they clue in to that shortcut, so I’m not gonna bother using it

Please do reblog and comment or reply with other NSFT tags or tricks you’ve come across so we can all avoid having our posts eaten by the erratic censorship machine!

(p.s. Because of this, I won’t be tagging any of my posts with any of the above NSFT tags anymore. So just a heads up, explicit writing or art may show up untagged at any time if you’re following me. I’ll try to remember to use #smut and #kink tags at least, but tbh I’ll probably just forget most of the time.)

Commish for @rikoy-11 of their bf’s fursona 

lunch would be nice

Rin 🏥 :3

Pain Pain Go Away

deciding to forgive all of buddy daddies flaws because that ending got a tear out of me

These are great, and I need to practice expression, so I’d appreciate it if you guys would send me a few of these.

Character Expressions!

A super-belated celebration of hitting 1000 followers. The challenge? Draw your OC’s expression in/reacting to the listed situations. Do them in order or have followers send asks. Remember to reblog, not repost. Have fun! :D

Dropping ice cream on the ground

Finally completing a level in a video game they were stuck on for months

“Don’t touch me”

Alarm clock just went off

Just got assigned a lot of work

Watching a fictional character they love die

“Oh what’s that thing”

“aAGH I SHOULDN’T HAVE TOUCHED THAT THING”

Just actually slipped on a banana peel

Being blamed for something they didn’t do

Just ran for an extended period of time

Being sent an email that’s entirely in wingdings

Receiving anon hate

Having money thrown at them

Just brought fast food home and looked in the bag to see it’s not what they ordered

About to be hit in the face with a rotten tomato

Startled by a doorbell

Getting paid very little for a tedious task

Getting paid a lot for a tedious task

Failed to make a bubble with bubble gum

Just received socks as a gift

Seeing their favorite animal

Seeing their favorite person

Someone pronouncing their name horribly wrong

Eating something gross

Trying hard not to burst into tears in front of a crowd

Someone accidentally touches their sunburn

Realizing they spelled their own name wrong on something they gave to a friend

Booing someone off of a stage

Being booed off of a stage

Getting flipped off

Receiving an email with the entire Bee Movie script

Realizing they’re about to fall down the stairs

Having a fan blown in their face

About to tackle-hug someone

About to receive a tackle-hug

Accidentally burned themself with hot glue

Looking in the mirror and realizing someone drew on their face while they slept

Seeing something they desperately want to buy

Eating something hot and realizing it was probably too hot to eat

Honestly, I love the idea of a vampire who only drinks blood taken from blood banks and hospitals, because it so beautifully encompasses someone who's more concerned with the vibes of something than the actual impact of it.

Drinking from someone on the street, barring some other condition they may have, isn't likely to kill them unless you gorge yourself. Taking blood packs? There's always a shortage of blood, and having even less of it runs the very real risk of getting someone killed in a way that is wholly out of your control once you've sipped on that blood. Someone you can't assure the innocence or guilt of, if you're the type of person who cares about that.

Despite that, in popular stuff, I often see discussions of drinking from a blood bank being somehow better or preferable, and yeah. No. The only thing it does is make you feel better while doing more harm, because of that degree of removal. You're effectively drinking blood from someone on the cusp of hypovolemic shock, but since it's not straight from the tap, some people seem to think it's better.

I think it’s appropriate that something as despair inducing as Krita crashing and losing all your layer data would happen while working on a drawing of Junko.