You Absolutely Slayed

theres a guy that keeps reblogging from me and and adding nothing

coming on without an invitation

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍

What class lol

also who in our friend group is nice enough to ask what’s wrong

I was crying abt gravity falls fanfic and @sillybisexualidot just laughed at me :(

I can't anymore TvT

Guyyysssss when ever I see a agathario post I like sotrt tearing up or start sobbing, like i'll be in class scrolling and my eyes will get wet and my friend are omg! whats wrong!? and I'll just show them and they haven't watched the show so they'll just roll their eyes while I'm holding back sobs TvT I swear I'm never sensitive like with anything else but just thinking about what they could of had and what should have been and then what did happen, especially all the AUs just so sad

PS. guys- what kind of ship name is Agathario like its literally just there two names without a space like what about Ritha or Agio!?

oh Ty @jokerandthethief

Guacamole: yes yes put it in my mouthhhh

olive: yummy in some circumstances. The flavor gets old

mango: delish please more

tomatoes: a miracle, yum yum yummm

hummus: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE JUST STUFF NY FACE WITH THIS OH MY GOODNESS THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY EAT IN HEAVEN

cannoli: ew ew no the texture is death

@hex-eye @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @lesbianbookworm13

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

LIKE OK BUT DOLPHINS DONT HAVE STINGERS SO I PREFER THEM TO THE "BOO I BLENDED INTO THE SEAWEED HERE'S A BADASS BUT PAINFUL SCAR"

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

me fr

everyone is still thinking too small. I’d take my Time Machine, but before I used it, I’d take every classic book, movie, or music piece, and take it back with me in time, and pretend I made it. TAKE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

me: mom, I bruised myself again mom: that’s the third time this week, is there something you want to tell me? me, thinking about how I am constantly doing the worm: I joined the circus