The First Though That Popped Into My Head This Morning Was : "If Human Civilization Was An Article Of

why are you signing off with a jellyfish

Me and you platonically

Also gn mootie

Soz I was a bit late gn mootie🪼✨💫

Don’t rlly feel like tagging anyone but if you see this, welcome aboard

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NEW LIL GUY PICREW

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@moonbiine @anonymousgoosesstuff @lee1504 COME ONE COME ALL AND LOOK AT THE SILLYYYY

When I was little, I thought that the language of English was a conspiracy. That the government was like: "OK, it's like 1700 and in a few hundred years this girl is gonna be born. Let's make a new language and then eventually someone's gonna tell her ity was all fake." My reasoning for people having accents/people not speaking English was that they just didn't want to comply. I genuinely believed that my parents and siblings all spoke another secret language that I didnt know about. I thought this till I was like nine

My first thought this morning was:

NO! Don't trust him, Joshua, he's only befriending us because of our ties to Rasputin!

I don't know anybody named joshua

I do have ties to Rasputin but nobody has tried to befriend me because of them

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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I saw it and I had to read it again

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

ok so this is my first post about my indigenous roots, because I’m a bit self conscious about how distant they are. My family doesn’t do anything at all to honor the culture, and my younger siblings and cousins probably don’t even know about it. Older family members don’t even acknowledge it most of the time. The only clue that we even are native is that my grandma has an old baby moccasin of hers on display. I would like a “certified” native person to tell me if it “counts” because I would love to be able to talk about it without feeling like an imposter