"Why Is A Raven Like A Writings Desk?"

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...

And then Thrawn teaches him traditional Chiss courting dances.

He’s trying to teach him how to dance

I need that scene for the introduction of Thrawn where he's staring out of the viewport on his bridge, in perfect parade rest, the camera pans closer and closer, until we have a portrait profile of his back, and then he abruptly turns his head, side-eyeing the camera with glowing red eyes.

In the droid production facility on Mokivj...

Padmé: Hey, be safe

Anakin: Always

Outside in the ship...

Che'ri sarcastically: Cart ran'bin'he'ar (be safe)

Thrawn laughing: Ch'ah csarcican't cart cseo ran'bin'he'ar (I'll be so safe)

Thrawn: Can I shoot them?

His handlers: Not in public.

thrawn + politics = chaos (reference fully intended)

sooo i’m really making a quotes masterpost of thrawn’s political incompetence aren’t i. timothy zahn was like “i need to make sure the reader knows how politically inept thrawn is AT ALL TIMES” and it’s so delightful that i ain’t even mad. (and to be fair, it’s really fucking relatable.)

thanks to the ascendancy novels we know that not only imperial politics are a problem for him, but it’s always been … an issue, even in the ascendancy. so we’re doing this thing full on chronologically, beginning with the memories sections in chaos rising. buckle up kids because it’s going to be a LONG ride.

i’m mostly making this post for reference so feel free to skip to the parts that interest you—there are headings for every novel—because i honestly can’t imagine someone wants to read ALL THAT (and that’s probably not even all of it because i’m sure i missed some moments). sjdgdg enjoy!!!

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Hmmm... I'm sure he would let me ride him. Laying on the bed with a glass of wine in a dressing gown, he would let me do it, ordering me the pace and telling me i'm doing good work for him.

I'm sure he has a praise kink

Okay okay you got me there. I can see him as a cowgirl type of guy.

And that praise kink 😳

I'm just saying he'd probably be crazy for a "my Patriarch."

Hi, I'm just a random white girl with nothing special going for her, but I would just like to say this...ARAB DAMIAN WAYNE IS FRICKING COOL!

Eli: Basic is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Thrawn: Please stop

Story idea:

The daughter of Thrawn and a human is in a Victorian-esque love triangle with Thrufian's two sons.

do you ever remember that thrawn gave that twink his personal diary. as a parting gift. thrawn. star wars thrawn.