Fanart Of My Friend's Onion That Inadvertently Sprouted In A Dark Cupboard. Dark Cupboard Onion The Beauty

booting up... - [31/01/2024]

He's just pure sunshine in bovine form~

(no wonder his boyfriend is a cat!)

Food Art by 日菜乃

all snuggled up for the cold

for @/mrgumtwo on twitter!

occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

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It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

Damn, Corporate got me dancing to that 'all my friends are diagnosed, but I'm not autistic'-type beat lmao.

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

"the curse of knowledge is that you can't unlearn something" yes i can