Oh Okeee

But I want to 😔 inedible food looks too tasty

Can I eat sand? 😋

No????

Why does my mother keep trying to convince me that l'd want kids in the future

Like I do not want to do the boomyeah, getting pregnant and giving birth are like my biggest fears, and children are annoying

Because she was lying and didn’t understand any language but English

But most grade 7’s are taught the basics of Spanish at my school so I would’ve thought that one of them would’ve told her what it meant at least once?

I dunno, it’s funny though

So one of my friend’s fashion teachers told them that they knew every language and a kid said ‘buenos días’ and she said she was gonna call one of the vice principals on them 💔

(Buenos días means good morning in Spanish)

.......why would she say that if it just means 'good morning'?

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

I grabbed an apple from the fridge and I was about to bite into it

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED

I have braces and I can’t bite into it aidhdkdkkdkdkdkddkkdjskskdkdks

Only real ones remember this

I will if you want pookie ❤️

tra la laaa everyone’s sharing like stuff that happened to them but i literally don’t do anything

there’s more mould on my window than last time i checked and it got on my hand which is a little rude🙄

Ew? Maybe this is your sign to do more things.

Sorry I suck at English 😞 there’s too many words dofjekdkdkrke

Uh they just had it in their bag and then took it out I guess

I remember last year some grade 8 kids brung a hammock to school

And like 7 of them sat on it and it didn’t break somehow

It was kinda funny at the time

You mean 'brought' a hammock? And how would you go about bringing a hammock to school?

Uh… digital hugs

🫵squishy /pos

Um.....what part of me is squishy?

They gave him the Nami proportions 💔

what.....