Credit: Ashley McMinn

So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!

I made a good meal today! It’s not a huge achievement, but I’m proud!

(If you were wondering, it’s Coq aún Vin with mashed potatoes and homemade brioche~)

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

ITS REAL AND EVEN BETTER THAN THE CAPTION!!!! https://www.travelandleisure.com/animals/worlds-smallest-mcdonalds-mchive-home-for-bees#:~:text=The%20McHive%20is%20a%20miniature,of%20honeycombs%20meant%20for%20bees.&text=The%20project%20grew%20out%20of%20an%20unusual%20feature%20of%20Swedish%20McDonald's.

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The World's Tiniest McDonald's Just Opened in Sweden - but It's Only for Bees

It's the exact opposite of a McMansion. The McHive is the world's smallest McDonald's, and it's not even fit for humans.

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

Me: I need some serotonin.

My body: S T A R C H

Me: Wha-?

My body: I CRAVE STARCH

Me: You don’t need anymore starch! We just ate!

My body: STARCH FLESH PILOT! I DEMAND STARCH!!!

Bees? I love these!

A cute little bee 🐝

Can’t risk it.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”