Me: *is Jokingly Mean To My Friend*

Truer words were never spoken my manz!

be free!!

Forget Neil Gaiman, look at how smart bees are.

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

Can’t risk it.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Jajaja 🤣 Pankachú!

¡Ay qué preciosa!

I’m crying like a baby

I’m just saying, if I was a doctor I’d keep stickers and decals of popular adult media characters with me along with sugar free lollipops to give out after your checkup.

Like, just because I’m an adult doesn’t mean I don’t want a little treat. Being at the doctor’s office is stressful my guy. If you’re gonna pay out the ass for medical insurance you at least deserve a sticker for your troubles.

Based

i understand that this is the "disabled people know our own limitations" website, but ime, if you are the kind of disabled where everyone around you knows about it and has known you as a weak, incompetent, subhuman creature your entire life: it is important to learn how to make the distinction between "i can't" and "i'm not allowed to."

"i can't hold fragile things without breaking them" vs "my housemates won't let me do dishes anymore."

"i can't manage my own finances" vs "my family won't let me make my own financial decisions"

"i can't ever learn how to drive" vs "the state has decided that people with my disability cannot be allowed to drive."

also "what would need to happen for it to be possible for me to be able to do dishes?" or "what would i need if i were to ever move out?" or "what kinds of supports would i need if i did try volunteering?"

even if the answer to these you come away with is "i actually cannot do the thing, no matter what supports or accommodations i'm given" that's fine! they're still useful questions to ask!