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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

IF NOT FRIEND, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?!?

Okay I’m calling out to the Greek mythology side of tumblr with this one:

TW: Mentions of SA (Its Greek mythology so of course)

Adaptations of popular Greek myths are all but uncommon, especially those that portray the viewpoint of the many victims of the gods. Like the tragedies of Medusa, Io, Daphne, Echo etc.

Don’t misunderstand, if done right these can all be awesome retellings, but where is my Endymion retelling?

What would happen if Endymion woke up?

Can you imagine going to sleep one day, only to wake up hundreds if not thousands or years later to find out you were essentially magic-roofied and SA’d by a stranger who is now the mother to your FIFTY KIDS?!? (Oh yeah you have 50 kids now)

The Greek gods were meant to represent reality, not idealism and the story of Endymion almost perfectly encapsulates that. A young victim to the whims of someone far older and more powerful than them. Unable to remember what was done to them, but left feeling so confused and upset. Waking up in a strange new place after just having such an integral part of yourself violated…

THE STORY POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS

So why do we ignore him?

TLDR; Justice for my boi Endymion. He deserves better.

eventual Mama's boy

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

¡Ay qué preciosa!

I’m crying like a baby

Or just start stealing shit

MEN OF TUMBLR

I need to settle an argument with a friend. If your girl got you Lego blocks, would you respond positively? Please elaborate why or why not!

EDIT: Guys the last answer is “I don’t play with Legos” (as you could probably guess)