THIS! This Would Cure Me.

Trickle-Down wreckenomics.

Me: I need some serotonin.

My body: S T A R C H

Me: Wha-?

My body: I CRAVE STARCH

Me: You don’t need anymore starch! We just ate!

My body: STARCH FLESH PILOT! I DEMAND STARCH!!!

I wanna apologize. Not for calling Apollo a hoe; because, that’s just a fact.

Rather, I have realized if Apollo came down to earth to get an apple himself he’d probably be super petty about and take his true god form, leaving the earth’s surface a little crispy.

Again, not a witch but why do the gods need offerings? Like, if Apollo wants an apple sooo bad then that hoe can come down here and get it himself.

IF NOT FRIEND, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?!?

MEN OF TUMBLR

I need to settle an argument with a friend. If your girl got you Lego blocks, would you respond positively? Please elaborate why or why not!

EDIT: Guys the last answer is “I don’t play with Legos” (as you could probably guess)

I can’t not you guy…

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