"- Good Luck Getting Head From Him-" Friend, Imma Stop You Their. Why Am I In That Position In The First

LITTLE TITTY GF + EREN HEADCANONS

an: I hope this doesn't seem too weird lmao. very me just wanting eren to praise me for tiny tits lol. itty bitty tits and biggy litty tits and all beautiful! this is honestly just written for me and for my confidence 💀 eren loves all tit sizes! from big to small this horn dog is in love <3 this isn't me saying that eren doesn't like big tits!! please don't take this the wrong way omggg 😭

cw: boobie talk, use of "little tits" and such, eren being a perv, cocky eren asf, reader described as "tiny", breeding kink, titty attention <3

Erens always liked big tits. it wasn't a deal breaker, it wasn't a pick and choosy thing...just...a plus.

he wouldn't scope out big tittied girls, that wasn't his thing, honestly, he is pretty popular so he usually had girls in his face, and usually, those girls were more...plump in some areas.

he wouldn't go as far to say people would chase after him -even tho that's exactly what happens, this man is gorgeous- but if he needed a quick hook up, it wouldn't be hard to get one.

so yeah, fuck, sue him, he'd gravitate to girls with bigger tits. he likes to suck, pull, fuck them so why would he not?

and then he met you.

this tiny ass girl with the cutest little tits ever and one hell of an attitude, and this boy is suddenly chasing you

and fuck, you're adorable. he's all of the sudden the type to hold your purse and follow you like a lost puppy because damn without you he feels like one.

he never saw it as a downside or something that you just simply lack, that doesn't matter to him.

and when you guys fucked for the first time, he went up to those tittys and slobbered them with kisses, licks, and some bites. he sucked at them forever and you couldn't help but feel shocked because no one paid any attention to them before

and when he noticed how honestly shocked you were, and when you moaned a confession that, "no one has ever done this to me before" he felt a little pissed off at the other guys for treating you that way.

and yeah, he found it fucking hot that when his cock was ramming in and out of you, you grabbed on yourself, grabbing at your little tits as you screamed his name had him almost fucking cumming

it was just the way you pulled at your perky little nips that had him throwing his head back and rubbing your clit because fuck, if you didn't cum soon he was about to ruin your orgasm.

and when you did he shot his baby batter straight into your womb <3 cuz shawty is about to make those itty bitty titties to milked-filled ones ♡

an: the ending kinda seems weird, it's not him trying to make her boobies big dw, it's just mf has a breeding kink 💀 again, thank you guys for 2k!!! I'll post smth soon ofc, it's just I've wanted to write something about tiny boobies and eren for a while now, just didn't know if I'd get hate on it or not lmao. anywho, ilysm mwuah! <3

Can I call you biari biari?? 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

GOD THIS IS SUCH A LATE REPLY (个_个) but im back!! Ty for all your support youve been really consistent with liking my stuff <333 AND YES I LOVE THE NICKNAME <3333 ty again! (ill get to your ask soon ;))

I'm literally laughing like a maniac. And I'm twitching. Please give me some fluff. Thank you~

I just made a short fluffy fluff thing

It was already late to the afternoon when you woke up. Shouto was still laying beside you eyes closed, breathing calmly. He looked like he didn’t have a care in the world, it was rare to see him like that.

“Good morning sunshine” he said and opened his eyes to meet your gaze.

“Mornin” you smiled.

He loved seeing you like this, messy hair, still a little sleep in your eyes, you were the most beautiful to him just like this. He could feel his lips curve into a smile. You were so close, his nose wasn’t far from touching yours.

“What is it?” you asked, still looking at him.

“You’re just so beautiful” he smiled.

“You’re not bad yourself” you smirked.

“Oh” he grinned.

Shouto grabbed you by the waist and spun you so he was on top of you. His hands were pressed to the pillow on the sides of your head and his knees were on the either side of your waist. You just giggled and placed your hands on his cheeks. You brushed your thumb over his scar and gave him a warm smile. This man was like a golden patch of sunlight, so warm and kind.

“Hmmm” you mumbled as you kept caressing his cheeks.

“What is it… Wife?“he smiled.

“Wife…” -you sighed dreamily.- “I love when you call me that… Husband”

“I love that I get to call you that now”

You brought his head down so you could kiss him. His hair was tickling your face and you were running your hand through it.

“I love that I get to call you my husband” you smiled into his lips.

You could feel him smile against your lips too, and you couldn’t help but giggle a bit. He was your husband and you were his wife, this was where a new chapter in your lives began. 

Ugh I hate how I can be so insecure/indecisive in my writing 😩

I’ll have an idea, but then I have to stop myself and contemplate; “Is that too fantastical? Will people not be able to enjoy the story if I add this?”. I understand I’m writing fanfiction, it’s all fantasy, so technically it’s all too fantastical, but I don’t want to push it too far, I don’t know.

Expect to see more of these random blurbs from me, wether I get responses or not. Think of it as a look inside my head 😵‍💫

|★|𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐌.𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓|✩|𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓|★|

I'VE HAD THIS IN MY NOTES FOR THE LONGEST, THOUGH I WANTED TO WRITE A STORY BUT I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING

PS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SMUT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gender: Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: Yandere tendencies

Characters: Uzui, Suma, Hinatsuru, and Makio

Word Count: 300

Imagine arriving at your aunt's farm, relishing the fresh air and forestry that surrounded the acres of property, and discovering it to be a hybrid farm. She accompanied you around the farm, introducing you to the many hybrids she had until lastly she introduced you to the holstaurs.

The male holstaur introduced him and his wives to you: Uzui, Hinatsuru, Makio, and Suma. All were enthusiastic to meet you, teasing your aunt for not bringing you sooner and cooing at how adorable you appeared— you were ignorant of the obsession that slowly aroused within their eyes.

The longer you stay the more it revealed it self to you; Uzui would challenge and run other males hybrids and humans off, The girls would accompany you to your chores every chance they got, Suma begging you to sleep in their stable, and them insisting you be the only one to milk them—getting hostile when they didn't get their way.

When Uzui overheard your aunt concern to you about their obsessive actions as of lately and expressed that it would be the best for you to headed back home, it sent Uzui in a raging fit. He snarled loudly and stumped his feet angrily, shouting that you were his.

When you and your aunt came out, wondering where all the ruckus was coming from. Uzui charged towards her, penetrating her with his horns and trampling on her until she wasn't breathing or moving. He breathed harshly through his nostrils as he turned towards your sobbing figure, which was surrounded by his mates who tried to soothe your crying.

“You are not leaving, you'll learn to be a good little mate and love us.”

CUTEEE

HI FRIEND! Okay so Imma try to address every part of your rules! Can I get a GN!reader with hybrid Bunny!Izuku headcannons? LIKE FLOPPY EARS AND CUTE TWITCHING NOSE AND UGH MY HEART! I would like sfw but if you wanna through some NSFW headcanons, I won't mind 😏 I would like it in a modern setting, so like idk maybe a society where hybrids are considered pets yk?

OKAY OKAY ALL DONE LUV YA!

A/N- I hope this was up to your expectations, and thank you for requesting! Also I apologize for not adding the NSFW part, I know how people are and they would criticize me.

Gender: Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: Extreme Fluff

Word Count: 316

Tag list: @ariavaana

✧ You met Izuku through school, his studious and curious behavior is what encourage him to talk to you. He scrambles over to the empty desk next to you, his ear bouncing with every step and his eyes big with nervousness; fearing there would be some bashing because of him being hybrid, some ignorant people of society still haven't accepted the idea of hybrids and people being equal.

“Uh Hello, Y/N right?”

You stared at him, simpering. “I am!”

In your mind as you chatted with him, you were in awe at his bunny ears that matched with his forest green hair and the way his cheeks would redden when you laughed.

✧ Izuku would have a journal dedicated to you, he would have your likes and dislikes and he would also have little doodles of you. Even drawing you as a bunny hybrid! Also I imagine his tiny-fluffy tail wagging as he kicking his feet contently while he laid on his bed and scribbled in the journal.

✧ Izuku adores to cuddle up with you on the couch so that you will play and pet his bunny ears, sometimes he would accidentally honk with happiness.

“I'm sorry Y/N!”

“Don't be, It was cute Izuku!”

He would hide his face in the nape of your neck in embarrassment, but would purr knowing you accepted him.

✧ Bunny Izuku in general is willing to do anything for your love, including giving up his favorite berry treats.

“Y/N.” he whined as you finished up some homework.

“Hm?”

You hear something being thrown in the tin trash can next to your desk, you look over to see Izuku pouting.

“I've given up my treats for your love, Y/N. Now give me!”

All you could do was open up your arms and let him snuggle up in your lap, and kiss the top of his head.

I hope u know we are now legally married, you will never be rid of me now <3

HOW COULD I EVER??? I WILL WRITE POEMS FOR YOU MY BELOVED <33

iwaizumi “if she thinks missionary is boring you’re not fucking her right” hajime

⸻ TAKE IT EASY ও

tighnari x gn!reader | 1k+ words ; no pronouns used for the reader. reader has sprained ankle. mentions of reader having multiple unfortunate injuries before, due to being clumsy. mentions of reader having difficulty in breathing. fluff. slightly suggestive but nothing really happens — just tighnari being a tease. collei being a cutie.

YOU HAVE NEVER FELT THIS MUCH OF A BURDEN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

You're currently sitting on the edge of Tighnari's bed. With your right foot placed on a chair so Tighnari could inspect your terribly sprained ankle.

The patrol for today was stopped because of you — your injury. When Tighnari saw that you were limping, he immediately told all the forest rangers to call it a day.

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When you once sprained your wrist, you thought you could never get any more guilty for being useless. But seeing how Tighnari was standing in front of you, examining your damn sprained ankle, you were feeling even guiltier. Today was one of the long days when you were supposed to have a long day of patrol. One of the most important ones. It just had to be put at a stop today because of you.

"Sorry..." You apologized for the nth time of the day. Yet, you never heard a response to your apologies from your companion. Perhaps, he was getting bored of you.

He sighed, seeing how swollen your foot was. He put an ice pack under your ankle to ease the pain — he said, but here you are, shrieking as the cold surface of the ice touch your foot.

"T-Tighnari... it hurts, can you remo— no! ow!"

Unfortunately for you, Tighnari pressed your foot on the ice pack harder. "That's what you get for not telling me about your injury sooner."

You pouted. You simply didn't want to be more useless to Tighnari; you didn't want to be a burden to him.

You mumbled a soft sorry to him, not bothered whether he heard it or not. He flicked your forehead, indicating that he heard your apology. "You're so stubborn, you know that?"

"Next time, don't wait for me to realize that you are injured. Got it?" It was neither a question nor a request. You are in no place to say no; it was an order.

"Yes, but you didn't have to stop the patrol today just for me. You could have just left me here and—"

"And what? Wait for your foot to be completely immobilized?" He countered your reason. Great. Now he's just not listening to you at all.

"Hey! I can take care of myself, excuse you." He only laughed sarcastically at your claim. He continued mixing the herbs — you could already feel the bitter taste of the medicine he was creating.

Why was he making medicine anyway?

You quickly shook your head, "No way I'm drinking that."

"Uh-huh. Sure. Then, I'll force-feed you."

You covered your mouth with your hands and continued shaking your head profusely while chanting no. Tighnari grunted, "Come on, you're so stubborn. You are not a child. Drink this, or I'll bite you!"

"Bite me!" You yelled subconsciously.

"What?" Tighnari looked at you with visible confusion expressed on his face.

Realizing what you have just said, you slapped your mouth and muttered, "Stupid. Stupid."

Before you knew it, Tighnari had pushed you on his bed — his small body towering over yours. "Oh? Are you challenging me?"

For the first time, you didn't know what to say. Tighnari has been your friend for years now. You were most comfortable in his presence; you didn't have to overthink whenever you'd talk to him. But, dear archons, this situation has rendered you speechless.

"N-No..?" You mumbled, your hand still covering your mouth

"Then if that's what you want, then..."

"Tighnari, wait, no—!"

Once you've removed your hands covering your mouth to push Tighnari away from you, the medicine has made its way into your mouth.

You choked dramatically — which Tighnari ignored. He stood up and acted as if he was shaking specks of dust off his hands and clothes. He smiled triumphantly, "Hehe. I win."

"Yuck! Don't ever make me drink that medicine again!" You glared.

"Maybe if you tell me next time that you injured yourself, then yes," he said with a sly smile on his face.

Menace.

"I just didn't want to burden you..."

"You're not a burden to me, never and will never be. And I apologized for not realizing it sooner. In that case, your injury wouldn't have worsened," he sighed.

"Hey, no, look. I'm going to be fine soon! I'll drink all the medicines you're going to give me. In exchange, don't blame yourself for it, okay? It's my fault for being clumsy," you explained. You don't want him to blame himself for every injury you get.

Tighnari couldn't hide the mischievous smile on his face, "Alright, you said that yourself."

"You tricked me!"

"I didn't! Collei! You heard it too, right?"

Collei, who was previously hiding, came into your view and fiddled with her fingers. "Uhm, well, uhm, yes! Yes, I did, master!"

Seeing your defeated face, Collei sent you an apologizing look.

Tighnari chuckled, "You'll be drinking your next medicine in two hours. I'll be informing Collei too. Bye, and take care!" He picked up the scrolls and immediately went outside the room.

"Hey! I'm injured, not sick!" You shouted back, but he didn't respond; instead, you heard him laugh.

Collei then went inside the room with a bandage in her hand. "Watching you bicker with master is always entertaining. Hehe," she teased.

"Hmph, stop following everything he says, Collei. Don't let him bully you," you teased in a soft whisper. Collei only laughed at your jokes.

"Master told me to put a bandage on your ankle. Please tell me if it hurts."

"Will do. Thank you, Collei."

Collei started bandaging your ankle carefully. "You know, master Tighnari really cares a lot about you. And, he's making you drink these medicines because he noticed that you were having trouble breathing these past few days. I'm pretty sure that master wants you to feel better soon and give yourself a rest. So please take it easy and listen to master! He's one of the sweetest people I know. He just wants you to stop being hard on yourself," Collei lectured you enthusiastically.

"Oops, sorry... I kinda rambled there. Anyways, I've bandaged your ankle! Take care now," Collei said with a bright smile on her face.

You felt as if your whole body felt energized by what she said and the look she had on her face. "No, thank you, Collei. Take care too!"

Maybe, taking a good rest for once won't hurt.

NOTE hii i got free time today LESGOOOO ik ik i haven't updated mixed signals yet but guess who sprained her ankle and still hasn't got it checked <3 i do have a sprained ankle and i think its not that ok lol. anw i was playing the new archon quest earlier and realized that tighnari is just so 😍 then i accidentally stomped my foot in excitement and realized that "OH I HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE, TIME TO MAKE IT USEFUL!!!" then boom, this ff 🤲 OK TIME TO DISAPPEAR AGAIN <33

THIS WAS AMAZING OMG OMG 

childhood bff oikawa who plays house with you T^T who proposes to you with a ringpop, who gifts you bouquets of daffodils and dandelions picked from the playground, who kisses your cheeks and pushes you on the swing and cradles your teddy bear as if were yours and his own baby <3