Noooo Bro... The Soundtrack Is Playing Your Recurring Musical Motif But This Time In A Minor Key To Indicate

ah to be a gay cartoon villain with a rival who i’m secretly in love with

dogs are OVER

Code Refactored| Chapter 1

Chapter Title: Short fall, hard landing

Chapter Summary: Chell is alone and starving, and she’s desperate enough to poke around in long-abandoned buildings -- until one collapses beneath her feet and she falls into the depths of Aperture once more. Virgil is begrudgingly assigned to the task of assessing the damage afterwards and, finding the injured human, is hit with an idea: to use her to find his friend Mel. 

Fic Word Count: 3599

Fic Summary: Chell was free, left stranded and adrift in a sea of golden waving grass. She lost a friend named Wheatley and expected him to float in space forever. Virgil was trapped, subject to the orders given by the Central Core. He lost a friend named Mel and hoped to see her alive, soon.

Chell is tenacious, having learned never to trust a core, even if they are friendly. Virgil is snarky and sarcastic, but has seen first hand what a human can do.

Chell and Virgil make a deal, and for such an innocuous decision, the secrets they would discover would be Earth-shattering.

(Takes place post-Portal:Stories Mel and Portal 2)

the Creature: sometimes a family is a scientist and the creature that he made

victor frankenstein: sometimes a family isn’t

AND PART 2:

The arms dealer and the nurse gender-bender because why not

THESTYLISTWITHHERSUMMEROUTFIT CJAOPFPSPELFLV terraria anime beach episode

And... . .them. . .I I I I love them. . .the guides from the-ask-simple-hero and purity-town. . . They're so cute mnmn *little virtual kiss*

Doodled a young Guide and his older brother. (Context in the tags, jokes in the post.)

Imagine being a mother trying to raise your two boys in the aftermath of a war with Cthulhu that nearly destroyed your entire world and- you’re just trying to raise them to be respectable young citizens despite the bad circumstances. Your older son, okay, he’s a little too into knives and swords and fighting things, but that’s just a phase right? And the younger boy is intensely curious about the natural world and good for him for learning to read so young, and then he comes to you and summons a flame on his fingers and- okay, great, natural affinity for magic yeah? You can still work with this.

And then the older boy grows up to make a career out of being a ninja and promptly gets himself killed, and then the younger one is a ranger, and you think great! A good hobby. But then he turns out to be the human incarnate of the fucking guardian of the underworld. And you are so, so tired

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

Ahhh I got TAZ: The Crystal Kingdom in the mail today!! Crystal Kingdom was always my favorite part of the podcast, and the graphic novel is so good,, highlights:

Bitch fucking Frankenstein-ass Lucas is so very enjoyable, his character design is lovely and for a little bastard of a necromancer I do just adore his character

Taako: "He's the Grim Reaper! Read the room!!!" Kravitz: "Wow! So not just a pretty face!"

UPSY YOUR LIFTING FRIEND is so very FUCKED up

Noelle......her remembering and everyone's expressions when they realize is so good

EVERYTHING about Kravitz, holy fuck. He gets such a spotlight in the graphic novel!! He's just hanging out and occasionally reaping souls, as one does

DM!Griffin also wearing a spacesuit

They kept the Crystal Kingdom song!

Lucas and his mother aaaa

They removed the "turn Magnus into stone and then use shape stone to make a corkscrew and remove the relic" scene which is honestly for the best because I do NOT want to see that drawn on paper

The "tentacle your dick" line IS still in there but they changed the context

Okay but I really like the character dynamics and emotions, like Lucretia at the end reflecting on Lucas and Maureen

THE ENDING with the seven birds prophecy, the IPRE badges, and the Starblaster!!!

AVI IN A SWEATER AVI IN A SWEATER I WANT TO EAT HIS GENDER

Johann and the voidfish also make an appearance <3

The cosmoscope :D IT'S SO PRETTY!

Taako's macarons!

Taako is smitten

"Kravitz? Tell Julia I finished her chair?" aaaa

Angus is adorable

GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK IS HORRIFYING

Wooden ducks!

Lucas' face at "I know, I know, apprehend him-" "No. Kill him."

I know it's funny to hate on Lucas but he's actually so great

SO IS KRAVITZ I’m so happy he got so much screentime here

"Lucas, you don't need an advanced degree to water a plant"

My favorite attack I've made so far for art fight! Iterator OC Six Divine Feathers belongs to user Kyaiimn

I don't actually own any animation software, so this was all done in Unity using a combination of 2D rigging (pearls, iterator body) and using basic C# code to script in certain effects (the spinning halo). I was careful to make everything loop on the 2-second mark, and then opened a running window of my "game," screen-recorded it, cropped the boundaries of the screen recording, and then converted a 2-second slice to a gif.

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