Me, Reading My Completely Incoherent Essay And Deciding Its Ready To Be Submitted For 30% Of My Final

[ID: two doodles of portal au Victor, a short android man/End ID]

this was really just an excuse to draw jumpsuits again. it was either this or more astronauts /hj

My favorite attack I've made so far for art fight! Iterator OC Six Divine Feathers belongs to user Kyaiimn

I don't actually own any animation software, so this was all done in Unity using a combination of 2D rigging (pearls, iterator body) and using basic C# code to script in certain effects (the spinning halo). I was careful to make everything loop on the 2-second mark, and then opened a running window of my "game," screen-recorded it, cropped the boundaries of the screen recording, and then converted a 2-second slice to a gif.

died 2000 born 2024 welcome back y2k!! (crowdstrike)

My hopes for Terraria's final-final-final update:

Fix the bug where unplugging a monitor crashes the game

Option to rebind dash to a dedicated key

The most specific drama occurring in my area is that while most people were out of town for the holidays one apartment complex that had been touting supposed upcoming appliance upgrades (even in advertisements to get people to live there/justify rent increases) went into a bunch of the apartments and replaced their (slightly old, but perfectly fine) full-sized fridge with a mini fridge. For apartments with 4+ people in them. And like I’d be pissed as hell if that happened to me but from an outside perspective it’s so funny, imagine coming back from vacation to find that someone made off with your fridge and installed a teeny tiny one in its place

Hauling my spoils home (several pounds of meats and cheeses)

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

i love these creature

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause: