I can't be the only one who wants a big fluffy Affinity plush, right? Such a big plush you can really cuddle well at night, and also one that protects you from demons you know? I want it.
Hear me out but in a good and sweet way, These two but as really good Friends.
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{Some Headcanons and Explanation under the cut}
It may be a bit sudden but am I the only one who thinks that Jeanne and Singularity would be very good friends if all the events had never happened? Still find it a bit bittersweet that Singularity in origins was really worried about seeing Jeanne die again (at first I thought he was bluffing...but why would he even mention it and even so melancholic too??). He may have posed as Dr. Sigurd to gain the trust of the group and killed Jeanne shortly after to complete his plan, but I'm really thinking the whole time...what if Singularity saw Jeanne as a human who wasn't treating him like a weapon of the government but more like a living willing 'creature' which he actually is? The guy was probably used all his years as a bioweapon or toy that humans can use or even throw away whenever they want and the interaction with Jeanne was probably his first normal communication he was allowed to have with a human. Also find it very interesting that in the cutscenes it was often said that Singularity was 'lonely' but he often contradicts it.
Still love the little AU of mine where Singularity and Jeanne get along so well that Singularity honestly tells Jeanne everything that humans had ever done to him as they fly to the Thule island and Jeanne doesn't do the typical 'oh you're the bad guy I have to kill you now' but really listens to Singularity's concerns. What happens after that? Singularity has restored all the worlds he had absorbed and all the people who had died come back and the main cast is absolutely confused because Jeanne and Singularity have now become besties.(Also imagine Jeanne protecting her bestie from the Alphaverse government because they want their bioweapons back lmaoo)
I also love the Headcanon that Singularity was the one who gave the homunculi names, he named them after cloud Formations which is kinda sad bc he dont really have a 'name' either and maybe the homunculi were the only creatures he had a bond with, my god these beings are mindless weapons but also were the only creatures in the lab with him(also bc Im Sure that Humans are way to lazy to give them actual names and gave them more like Code numbers, you know kinda government stuff)
I swear since I'm doing a Bayonetta 3 Pure Platinum Run so many Ideas and concepts for each character is flooding my mind, some of the characters really need a fleshed out personality...bc the Game itself don't really fleshed them out enough. I know that some Fans don't really liked Singularity but I somehow really liked His personality, a sassy AI with His own will who wanted to destroy first to then create his own world and life.
Some sea Boys who definitely know eachother.
He likes to hide his face.
Are you lost?
Not my headcanon that angels are very sweet to small children, the innocence of children is something pure just like them.(Demons, on the other hand, love to scare children in order to laugh themselves to death ironically)
Look at the Jester TV Boy.
(Hehe, This unholy crackship still lives in my mind, PLEASE LEAVE MY MIND)
{Still find it funny that these two have so much in common, same color palette, have the ability to brainwash beings, have almost the same plot (Fecto Elfilis was held in a lab and was exploited, Singularity on the other hand is a bioweapon/homunculi with a free will), they can destroy worlds and have multiple forms and they both use lances! Like huh?}
{I Swear by the great creator, I love Singularitys design but his design is so complex to draw}
+Little Bonus
{Just because his children are mindless manmade bioweapons doesn't mean he don't love them}
Bayonetta/Kirby crossover
(I told myself to stop drawing this Crackship, but I can't...it brings me back everytime.(And somehow they are the most liked thing on my account huh)
(For context, Yama is a Buddhist god of death, and because I love the idea of morpho knight being the grim reaper of the Kirby universe to escort souls to the afterlife, I used the name of this god also because singularity is very Buddhist inspired (probably where he came from, the alphaverse was very Hindu or Buddhist cultured).
{+Filters}
{Zelda OoT and MM were my very first Zelda games as a kid, but Zelda Spirit tracks was the only one I played all the way through as a kid. Really an underrated game}
{Temperantia is here for his little friend, giving deep snuggles}
We were never allowed to see that these two could be friends, the twink and lesbian friendship energy would be too strong and could tear the entire multiverse apart.