David Berry In Outlander

#when you’re the aunt who’s not used to taking care of kids

Vampires, Werewolves, and Ghosts oh my! Halloween Monsters Starters feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!

❝ I can’t eat solids now. Great. What, I can’t sunbathe? I can’t watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. My favourite food. I can’t eat chips. It's– I don't– It’s just– I hate– I’ll say it. I’m over being a vampire. It’s shit. ❞

❝ Hey. Don’t swear. We’re werewolves, not Swear-Wolves. ❞

❝ It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare. ❞

❝ The movie ‘Twilight’. Have you seen it? Okay, I’m the main in 'Twilight’. You know the main guy? 'Twilight’? That’s me. ❞

❝ When you are a vampire, you become very sexy. ❞

❝ Why didn’t you tell me you were a werewolf?!  ❞ / ❝ When we first met I said I was a dog person!  ❞

❝ Thank you for coming, I can’t wait to have you for dinner. ❞

❝ Whatever is out there, it isn’t interested in blood. ❞ / ❝ Except the vampires ❞ / ❝ Yeah, obviously except the vampires. ❞

❝ Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you. ❞

❝ The full moon is here again; in sickness and in health. ❞

❝ Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners. ❞

❝ Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!' ❞

❝ Vampires, You like to play with your food. ❞

❝ I’m [Name] and I never lost a fight to man nor beast. ❞

❝ You don’t deserve my fucking blood. ❞

❝ Do you have a God to put a last prayer to, [Name]? ❞ / ❝ Yeah. “Dear God, please don’t let the vampire’s guts ruin my good tunic.” ❞

❝ Does anyone else want to take this opportunity to admit they’re already dead, or a flesh construct, or other relevant object? ❞

❝ If you lie I’ll mummify you. ❞

❝ 'Who’… or 'what’. I love the idea of ‘what’. Ghosts and monsters, remnants of the dead… the disturbed dead. The idea that someone is still here and furious… or that something has been lurking here forever.  ❞

❝ ‘Ghosts and you might die’ is my middle name. ❞

❝ I’m fun-scary! ❞ / ❝ No, you’re scary-scary. ❞

Marcel Gerard & Vincent Griffith (The Originals 5x09) || Charles Michael Davis & Yusuf Gatewood

CHRISTINA RICCI as KATRINA VAN TASSEL SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999) dir. Tim Burton

Blacula (William Crain, 1972)

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Chris Evans as Curtis Everett in Snowpiercer

IN  THE SPIRIT  OF  SINDAY  SEND  ME  ‘RIGHT  HERE,  PLEASE’  IF  YOUR  MUSE  WANTS  TO  SLEEP  WITH  MINE.

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday