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Under the cut you’ll find roughly 196 gifs of the handsome Brandon Quinn as Gabe Duncroft in The Fosters season 5 episodes 5 to 8 and season 5 episode 19. Quinn is an American tele and film actor. He was most known for his role as Thompson McIntyre in Rebel, as Gabe Duncroft in The Fosters, as Tommy Dawkins in Big Wolf on Campus, and as Tom in Entourage. Ethnically, he is of Unspecified descent, so please cast him accordingly. The gifs are all small/medium, textless, and mostly hq. Any repeats were completely unintentional. I made all of these gifs and honestly you can use them in any way but if you add them to a crackship or gif hunt or anything of the sort please give me credit. Please like or reblog if you plan on using. Thank you! 1/?

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Wellington Paranormal Sentences

(Sentences from Wellington Paranormal (2018-2022). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I don't joke at work."

"This is, to my mind, some sort of extraterrestrial activity."

"If we identify a UFO, does that just mean it's an FO?"

"I don't care if you are from another planet; if you come here, you should respect our rules."

"Are you sure you're not just fantasising?"

"Maybe you're not the best there is, but you're the best around here."

"There's no such thing as saying too much when talking to a police officer."

"So, I think the moral of the story here is don't muck around with the dark arts."

"In police training, you learn how to deal with every situation, but I think I must have been sick on this day."

"Well, that was a strange one."

"What are criminals going to think if you show up to an arrest wearing that?"

"Hey, are you experiencing an ominous sense of foreboding?"

"This is my childhood bedroom, so I'd appreciate you not criticising it."

"I don't think I can be hypnotised. You've got to be open to suggestion, and I'm not."

"Yeah, I guess I could have been a bad boy, but instead I'm a good boy who's still a bit of a bad boy."

"I actually hate guns, but hey, it's part of the job."

"Please be aliens, please be aliens, please be aliens..."

"So, how did you become a hostage?"

"I'm in the police, so rules are kind of my thing."

"I almost died and you're cracking jokes!"

"Look, we all have tough days. All I'm saying is you've got to do your best to be nice to people."

"I actually have a penchant for the occult and other such cryptid mysteries."

"I just made a few mistakes tonight that made me question whether I should be a cop at all, you know?"

"Hey, do you think I'd suit a goatee?"

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