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Best Relationships for the Signs

Aries: Physical relationship: Cancer Intellectual relationship: Virgo, Capricorn Soulmate relationship: Scorpio

Taurus: Physical relationship: Aquarius Intellectual relationship: Sagittarius, Leo Soulmate relationship: Libra

Gemini: Physical relationship: Virgo Intellectual relationship: Scorpio, Pisces Soulmate relationship: Capricorn

Cancer: Physical relationship: Aries Intellectual relationship: Aquarius, Libra Soulmate relationship: Sagittarius

Leo: Physical relationship: Scorpio Intellectual relationship: Capricorn, Taurus Soulmate relationship: Pisces

Virgo: Physical relationship: Gemini Intellectual relationship: Aries, Sagittarius Soulmate relationship: Aquarius

Libra: Physical relationship: Capricorn Intellectual relationship: Pisces, Cancer Soulmate relationship: Taurus

Scorpio: Physical relationship: Leo Intellectual relationship: Gemini, Aquarius Soulmate relationship: Aries

Sagittarius: Physical relationship: Pisces Intellectual relationship: Taurus, Virgo Soulmate relationship: Cancer

Capricorn: Physical relationship: Libra Intellectual relationship: Leo, Aries Soulmate relationship: Gemini

Aquarius: Physical relationship: Taurus Intellectual relationship: Cancer, Scorpio Soulmate relationship: Virgo

Pisces: Physical relationship: Sagittarius Intellectual relationship: Libra, Gemini Soulmate relationship: Leo

When people say that poetry is a luxury, or an option, or for the educated middle classes, or that it shouldn’t be read at school because it is irrelevant, or any of the strange and stupid things that are said about poetry and its place in our lives, I suspect that the people doing the saying have had things pretty easy. A tough life needs a tough language—and that is what poetry is. That is what literature offers—a language powerful enough to say it how it is. It isn’t a hiding place. It is a finding place.

-Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? Get This Book (via awesomebookquotes)

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via and-suddenly-i-feel-nothing)

Pretty accurate cock sucking tutorial.

skyrim + daedric prince statues {loosely insp by}