Kerrin Nishimura

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

The power that governs human life is love, only love.

Soren Kierkegaard (via philosophybits)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

-you smell different when you’re awake -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened) -soon -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it -your hair tastes like strawberries -tonight….you. -he knows, don’t go home. -I always knew you would die in my arms -every time I poop I think of you -no one will ever believe you -yessssssssssssss -I killed mufasa -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear -mother told me it would be like this

Tips for vaginal health. Proper Pussy Maintenance

- Stop wearing panties made of foolishness. Cotton predominant only. or None, none works. - Stop sleeping in draws. - Stop putting soap in your vagina. Your vagina is self cleaning it just needs a rinse with water and a coochie only rag. Bath & body works and Summer’s eve are creating a Ph imbalance, which can cause odor and infection. - Only use unscented products in the area surrounding your vagina.

Best Relationships for the Signs

Aries: Physical relationship: Cancer Intellectual relationship: Virgo, Capricorn Soulmate relationship: Scorpio

Taurus: Physical relationship: Aquarius Intellectual relationship: Sagittarius, Leo Soulmate relationship: Libra

Gemini: Physical relationship: Virgo Intellectual relationship: Scorpio, Pisces Soulmate relationship: Capricorn

Cancer: Physical relationship: Aries Intellectual relationship: Aquarius, Libra Soulmate relationship: Sagittarius

Leo: Physical relationship: Scorpio Intellectual relationship: Capricorn, Taurus Soulmate relationship: Pisces

Virgo: Physical relationship: Gemini Intellectual relationship: Aries, Sagittarius Soulmate relationship: Aquarius

Libra: Physical relationship: Capricorn Intellectual relationship: Pisces, Cancer Soulmate relationship: Taurus

Scorpio: Physical relationship: Leo Intellectual relationship: Gemini, Aquarius Soulmate relationship: Aries

Sagittarius: Physical relationship: Pisces Intellectual relationship: Taurus, Virgo Soulmate relationship: Cancer

Capricorn: Physical relationship: Libra Intellectual relationship: Leo, Aries Soulmate relationship: Gemini

Aquarius: Physical relationship: Taurus Intellectual relationship: Cancer, Scorpio Soulmate relationship: Virgo

Pisces: Physical relationship: Sagittarius Intellectual relationship: Libra, Gemini Soulmate relationship: Leo