"i Like Your Tattoos" Theyd Look Better On Your Bedroom Floor

the people love the old man.

FAT DUDES

= HOT

There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.

"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"

"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"

"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?

Just take “type” as whatever type of looks you’re most attracted to

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

Double-sided Acrylic Charm Vinegar Doppio/Diavolo

The charm of the Crimson Kiiiiiiiiing~

Last charm design for Herofest 2023, and the online shop afterwards in late october!

𝓓𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓜 𝓕𝓔𝓔𝓣 [x]