This Is A Real Article I Saw About A Year Ago & When I Saw It I Couldn't Stop Crying From Laughter.

I WANT

I NEED

Possums are taking over my life

You can have one as a pet btw

May I see the so-called creepy unicorn?

Im assuming you found me from @salem-the-puppet because of how that's worded

If you're gay and you know it, clap your hands

Clap clap

My religion is appleist (basically a cult me and my friend have) but on easter we celebrate the revival of the holy orange to put an end to the lonely nights the holy Apple had to endure

happy easter

Happy hail day

I told him you think its good he said yay

Its the silly self insert oc ^^^^

My friend stars art

You've met them once

ALSO IM NOT 4 FT I SWEAR

THIS IS SO CUTE I WISH I COULD DRAW.

How old were you when you got into creepypasta and which character was the first?

Hell if I know the first time

My friend got me back into it at the start of the school year

JEFF IS MY #1 AHH Toby's #2

YAYYYYYY

*gently holds* 🤲

Hiiiii what's ur fav welcome home character and why? GIVE ME A RANT!! A PARAGRAPH!!!!

Im sorryyyyyyyy idk what that is 😭😭😭

IVE LET YOU DOWN PLEASE EXECUTE ME I AM NOT WORTHY

Yay!!

Yay

Yay!